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turtle blazed

The highest level of high achievable
highest trip you can possibly achieve.
blazed out of your damn mind.
baked till your eyes all bright red.
completely stoned.
He has to be turtle blazed, he doesn't even know whats going on. His eyes are twitching and he's seeing stuff.
by A.lbert January 19, 2009
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Turtle Mode

Verb. The act of when talking to a group of people (or person) panicking and retreating into ones sweatshirt, Tee-shirt, clothing. It sometimes can be considered cute, and usually occurs to shy, awkward people.
Ashley: So Teddi are you still dating that boy?

Teddi: *Goes into turtle mode* u-uhhh .////.
by Zero_000 January 25, 2015
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dust turtle

A slow old person that nobody likes or wants to be around.
When the Dust Turtle came in, everyone hid.
by SiriusBen February 7, 2017
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Squirtle On My Turtle

To release your squirtle on MY turtle
Last night you squirtle on my turtle so good
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Turtle Heading

Turtle heading is when you need to take a shit and it is starting to peer out of your ass. Like a turtle coming out of his shell.
"Hey bro let's move!"
"Hold on a sec I need to take a dump."
"Can't you just hold it?"
"Naw man I'm turtle heading!"
by Hemlok February 15, 2009
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Zombie turtle

This phrase is a humorous description of something painfully slow.
Gaaawd, the waiter is moving like a Zombie turtle!
by I, Wreckerrr June 10, 2021
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Turdette

1. Person is the female version of “Turd.”
2. Person whom is a girl (typically an 18-25 yr old) suffering from early life crisis.
3. Person exhibits weak excessive compulsive lying.
4. Person takes too much pride in itself and becomes consumed in conceitedness.
5. Person alienates all or not most of her former best or mutual friends.
6. Person takes care of “Turd” without nonstop sense of self-respect.
7. Person takes care of “Turd’s offspring” as if they were her own.
Turdette: “Turd” is so like super fit you guys! Those ripped biceps of his and those washboard abs of steel. (has a keggar where his belly should be and flabby arms that touches the floor)

Turdette: No you guys, no one knows we are together. (her coworkers are double her age, takes time off the same time as Turd, even a 1st grader can piece that together)

Turdette: *shakes hands rapidly in the air* We’re not having sexual intercourse! (PAP tests are for sexually active individuals not for a specific STD verification test or just because your health insurance is coming to an end)

Turdette: You guys don’t understand, you’ve never been in a relationship with a guy. (majority of her friends are either dating or been in relationships for years)
by EmancipateTheChildren December 4, 2010
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