Tug Cheese 

The viscous ring of lube that accumulates around the bellend when wanking with excessive amounts of lubricant.

Post nut, the tug ring may also be comprised of an amalgam of lube, cum and even smegma depending upon male cleanliness.

My mom walked in while I was enjoying some post nut clarity but she should smell the aromas of tug cheese and asked me if I was working on a new crust sock.

Tug Cheese by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020

tug the chicken 

Another way to say jack off

Guy watching Pornhub during a lecture and his headphones aren't plugged in all the way and the whole class starts laughing.

"Don't act like you guys don't tug the chicken too."

tug the chicken by Yamese December 9, 2017

Tug on the dragon 

To take a long pull on a vape or e-cigarette, also known as a cloud out.

I need to go outside and tug on the dragon before this meeting gets started.

Tug on the dragon by Patches O’Hoolahan November 13, 2017

tug muffin

A Mondegreen of 'done nothing' used to represent a lack of progress during a software development sprint.

Q: What is the progress on the task?

A: Tug Muffin.

R: Ok, I guess we'll roll that one over.

tug muffin by mad-coder-44 October 22, 2019

Tug Skin 

Male or Female Masturbation.

Let’s go braaaaahhhh. Gonna be late. Hold up yo. Gotta tug skin.

My mom walked in on me just as I was lubing up to tug skin.

My roommate and I were so drunk and horny we flicked the clits and start to tug skins.

Tug Skin by Dick Onchin November 6, 2020

tug-a-baby 

The act of both parents grabbing a hold of their newly born, unwanted child and pulling in opposite directions until the baby comes apart. The goal of this is to see who gets the bigger half, much like breaking a wishbone.
The winner is said to have peace and prosperity for their entire life.

"Man I can't believe she got knocked up again. We need to have a game of tug-a-baby when this bastard is born."

"I have been having bad luck lately, I need to have a kid so I can play tug-a-baby and win. Then I'll be lucky."

tug-a-baby by Baby Hater August 5, 2008

Tug of War 

The sexual act of using double sided anal beads with your partner and clenching hard. You then tug in opposite directions, and whoever forces the beads to come out of their partner first, wins.

"Man, I heard Linda and Stacy like to get freaky in bed."
"Yeah, rumor has it they like to play Tug of War a lot."

Tug of War by raventhor April 27, 2015