TriPod

When a certain individual of yours that should be male has a third leg (Large Penis) also know as a tripod because of the mass and weight and velocity swell as how viscous it can be. The Bigger the tripod the bigger the nut milk. People with a tripod can hold them selfs up with it alone with assistance from its other legs { an example would be Squidward tenticals}.

Person Without Big Dick Energy Andrew: Hey man how are you holding yourself up??
Tripod man Dante: I'm using my tripod to hold my self up, my guy.
Person Without Big Dick Energy Andrew: But how can you do such a thing . That is deadass impossible!
Tripod Man Dante: Well nigga it is because I got the BIGGEST DICK ENERGY OUT THERE.
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"You see that guy over there"
"yea why"
"They call him the tripod"
"why?"
"its because his dick is massive"

by HentaiLordXxx42069 November 11, 2018

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Tripoding

When two lesbians with COPD scissor.

Last night the girl I was fucking wanted to try tripoding.

by dirtyd335 March 1, 2020

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tommy tripod

Used to describe the penis of a man by the name of Thomas, also known as Tommy. The penis of a Thomas is abnormally large, and often mistaken for an extra limb. This gives the appearance of three legs, resembling a tripod stand for a camera.

Damn, look Thomas S. over there. I fantasize about him in bed. I've heard he has a tommy tripod!

Thomas looks like he would have a tommy tripod, but in reality he has the smallest dick to mankind.

by CONTRABANDAZALEA January 7, 2018

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