Beautiful, voluptuous women that you find impossible to resist… but… they have a ‘look’ that says they’ve ‘been around the block’ a few too many times. Although having sex with them is very tempting, your inner voice keeps warning you that something evil lurks inside, and you’ll probably end up contracting AIDS or some other serious STD if you’re not very careful – so you’d better double up on the condoms.
Man 1: “See ya tomorrow morning. I just got an offer I can’t refuse from those two babes!”
Man 2: “Make sure you wear a condom on your condom. They look like a couple Trojan Whores to me!”
Man 2: “Make sure you wear a condom on your condom. They look like a couple Trojan Whores to me!”
by Politic Ric May 27, 2010
Get the Trojan Whores mug.When a male is consuming female genitalia, he attempts to climb inside of her and the overall goal is to become her fetus.
by The Master of Finger Blaster June 29, 2016
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When a politician outright lies to the public on policy when they know they are going to change position once elected or when the wind blows the other way.
George H.W. Bush (1988): "Read my lips, no new taxes."
George H.W. Bush (1990): "Um... yea.... about that tax thing..."
American Electorate: "WTF? A politician lie!?"
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Sarah Palin (2006): "We need this Gravina Bridge for the prosperity of all Alaskans!"
Sarah Palin (2008): "I told Congress, thanks but no thanks on that bridge to nowhere"
American Electorate (2008): "I'm not falling for this Trojan Moose again!"
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George H.W. Bush (1990): "Um... yea.... about that tax thing..."
American Electorate: "WTF? A politician lie!?"
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Sarah Palin (2006): "We need this Gravina Bridge for the prosperity of all Alaskans!"
Sarah Palin (2008): "I told Congress, thanks but no thanks on that bridge to nowhere"
American Electorate (2008): "I'm not falling for this Trojan Moose again!"
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by Gemini8555 October 22, 2008
Get the Trojan Moose mug.An undesirable person that makes friends with a nice person in order to get in to parties and other social circles and events. As in using nice people in the manner of a Trojan Horse to gain access to places they would not be invited normally.
by no means no July 4, 2012
Get the Trojan mug.When someone does something to make you think one thing when in fact they are going to do the exact opposite.
Tennessee quarterback Jonathan Crompton played terrible this year against UCLA so Florida (their next opponent) would gameplan against the run when actually Crompton was so good and was going to Trojan Horse them and kill them.
by CrompDaddy8 January 4, 2010
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by Link December 8, 2004
Get the Trojan mug.The act of placing one's genitalia upon someone's face, with the balls covering the eyes and the cock along the nose.
by Grecian Fire October 9, 2003
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