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...or suffer the sexually-transmitted consequences

A suffix to be appended to the end of exceptionally important requests, often followed by the flashing, curbing, or teabagging of the receipient of the request.
"Make me a grilled cheese sandwich, dear...or suffer the sexually-transmitted consequences."
"No! Make your own damn--"
"*FLASH* *CURB* *TEABAG*"
by BleezeMonkey August 24, 2003
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transitive property of hoe

1. The friend of a hoe, is also a hoe.
You sucked three dicks yesterday. Shit I can't be seen with you. The transitive property of hoe forbids it
by 8362 May 20, 2016
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Transitionally Enhanced

You are both a) a student that is in one grade, but chooses to take a class of a different grade, and b) in the enhanced program at your high school.
She is so luck to be Transitionally Enhanced, she has twice as many friends!
by friend'sfriend June 28, 2010
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If Person A has kissed Person B, and Person B has kissed Person C, then Person A has kissed Person C through the transitive property of kissing.
If Chloe has kissed Jack, and Jack has kissed Elaine, then Chloe has kissed Elaine through the transitive property of kissing.

When I was talking with my boyfriend's ex, all I could think of was how we had kissed through the transitive property of kissing.
by Ketsl May 26, 2006
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Sexually Transmitted Flu (STF)

When a person catches a cold or flu virus after a sexual encounter with another person infected with the virus.
Tim: How come you're coughing so much?
Andy: Caught a STF from that chick last night.

Sexually Transmitted Flu (STF)!
by lkitten February 27, 2010
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Textually transmitted disease

Addicting books that are spread from person to person. (Word of mouth or lent)

Most commonly Twilight, the first textually transmitted disease ever.

HOW TO GET A TTD.
If you you had Twilight, and you lent it to your friend, you gave your friend a TTD.

If you told your friend about Twilight and they bought it, you gave your friend a TTD.

If someone recommended Twilight to you, and you bought it (no matter how many months later), you have a TTD.

The only people who do not have TTDs are those who have not read the book yet, or those who saw it in the bookstore themselves and brought it without recommendation.
"Can I borrow New Moon? I just finished Twilight in three hours, it was that addicting..."
"Sorry, I lent it to Mike."
"DAMN IT! You give me a textually transmitted disease and you don't even give me a treatment?"
by xoxoslythERIN August 4, 2008
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transition friend

A person that brings together 2 or more people that would otherwise not actually hang out . He acts as the transition friend between them, making hanging out possible. Without that specific friend there, the 2 individuals would not hang out alone until multiple hanging out sessions with the transition friend.
Adam: Yo Jeremy are you going to Jose's party tonight?

Jeremy: Naw, Alejandro is my transition friend for Jose. I can't just show up without him being there.

Adam: Oh, I gotchu
by JBeasty June 9, 2009
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