Twanked

This widespread distress occurs when addicts to an online service, such as Twitter™, are suddenly left unable to connect and use it because it went down (like due to a DDOS - distributed denial of service attack). This happened yesterday, 2009.08.06. Tens of thousands were suddenly TWANKED!

Usually network admins and other BTS (behind the scenes) people work diligently to clean up the mess and get the bits flowing smoothly again right way, easing the pressure on all the TWANKERS.

Bots have raided Twitter's connection, we've all been TWANKED!

Her email was down for 20 minutes, but she acts like she's been TWANKED....

by OldUncleMe August 7, 2009

Tanked

As seen in the movie My Best Friends Girl. Taking a girl on a date and making a complete ass out of your self. This is either done to get a girl to hook up with thier ex again after said ex has promised to pay you for doing so or for your own sick pleasure

Guy #1: Dude I tanked that bitch she'll be crawling back to you in no time.
Guy #2: okay heres the money I owe you

by Z to teh A doc January 17, 2009

tanked

To be fucking out of it hard core when your drunk..So drunk you have no idea what ur doing

FucK MaN LooK At DaN He'S DrinKinG OuTTa Tha ToiLeT He FucKiN TaNKeD

by The Reefer Man May 6, 2005

Tanked

Beaten in competition, won, victory

We tanked that marathon yesterday

I got tanked in a boxing match last week

by Kaiiaias January 9, 2014

tracked and killed

Head out with a bounty.

They could have you tracked and killed.

by PineappleJuice March 3, 2015

tanked

To completely wipe the floor with someone at a game.

"I pure tanked you at need for speed last night!"

by D-BUCK May 13, 2005

exo tanked

is what everyone says because exo had the worst and the most laughable free fall in history of kpop music

person 1: is exo successful?
Person 2: no, exo tanked

by manobanlisa August 12, 2021