Totes

An abbreviation for the word: totally. When you use this word, people tend to turn their backs on you or tell you to shut the fuck up.

The people who are most commonly found using this word are teenage girls that have no friends.

Trenton: Hey I was wondering if you wanted to go out with me tonight and watch a movie or something.
Zoya: Totes
Trenton: Uhh. on second thought I think I'm coming down with something nevermind.

by TheFourteen December 08, 2010

Totes

Short, radical version of totally.

Circa 2006 Sacramento, CA

Miles is Totes down to fuck!

by Industry's Finest August 02, 2011

totes

Brit for 'totally'; "Of course!"

I totes had fun last night!

by Nikki December 30, 2004

totes

Slang word that is substituted for "totally". Originated in Fox Lane High School. Most frequently uttered in the stairwell next to the gym locker room while smoking a shitload of weed.

"We totes smoked too much reefer before Physics."
"Hey have you heard the story of the ver hung cat? Totes."
"SOS. We...need...fire."

by A-Bizzle May 17, 2006

totes

a baby way of saying toast. How little kids say "toast"

"I asked for toast but accidentally said 'totes'."

by pshawww December 15, 2008

Tote

To "tote" is the phenomina of releasing bodly fluids from out of your knee. This is only possible if you are to catch the rare disease called "Patella copulatory" that causes for a penis to grow on your knee. This disease can only be caught by coming in contact with someone else with the disease. It's origins are unknown.

"I'm gonna TOTE!"
"Last night I toted all over my girlfriends face."

by Spdank January 28, 2010

totes

It's a thing that holds other things only there's more than one of them.

I recently inherited a large amassment of totes from my library surplus dealer.

by nombredepluma July 03, 2011