by STANISLAVV October 25, 2006
Get the tortoise camrhynemug. When someone puts a washing basket on their back to look like a tortoise and performs a cock block by crawling onto a couple's bed whilst they are making intercourse
"i got completely undressed, put on a washing basket and cock block tortoised onto nat's bed who was shagging zach"
by jabbott August 22, 2011
Get the Cock Block Tortoisemug. Verb: To take a shit. So called because the act of the sphyncter muscles, whilst pinching off the loaf, creates a guillotine effect upon the toroise's (the shit) neck.
"Hey guys, I'd love to go to the store with you, but I've really got to behead the brown tortoise right now."
by A Dub November 10, 2008
Get the behead the brown tortoisemug. An extreme case of Turtle Head, in which the victim is forced to take sliding baby steps and clench their butt cheeks in order to avoid a full on pant's crapping episode.
You suddenly realize you have turtle head. You leave your desk and take several steps towards the restroom only to experience the second stage of Turtle Head called, "Walking Tortoise Head". You clench your butt cheeks together and make baby steps praying for the strength and the luck to make it to the toilet in time to release this angry monster.
by Caedis T Yo May 7, 2011
Get the Walking Tortoise Headmug. Man, I would give that chick a "ukranian purple tortoise" any day, but i can't because her boobs are the same size.
by spoon on my nips March 9, 2009
Get the ukranian purple tortoisemug. by Robertbuttsworthy March 20, 2023
Get the Inverted tortoisemug. George is just getting to know Rocco and doesn't feel comfortable docking with him without a condom and prefers the Roman Tortoise method
by M-Tip November 15, 2021
Get the Roman Tortoisemug.