1. Senseless pummeling of one's ass using an orange edible taproot.
2. Having the head of a flamboyant, curly-haired ginger shoved up your ass.
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a. 19th Century Amish festival featuring hundreds of carrots and a few dozen curious young men.
2. Having the head of a flamboyant, curly-haired ginger shoved up your ass.
Related Form: Carrot Topping
a. 19th Century Amish festival featuring hundreds of carrots and a few dozen curious young men.
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An enforcer in prison/jail. Large and tough men that are assigned the role of enforcer among their race by the head of the race. If someone is disrespectful or breaks the rules, the head will send out torpedos to do some damage.
A typical minor incursion will result in a chinstrap (a heavy hit to the chin) or, for a more serious incursion, a stomp by all members of the race.
An enforcer in prison/jail. Large and tough men that are assigned the role of enforcer among their race by the head of the race. If someone is disrespectful or breaks the rules, the head will send out torpedos to do some damage.
A typical minor incursion will result in a chinstrap (a heavy hit to the chin) or, for a more serious incursion, a stomp by all members of the race.
Jonny Boy was overheard talking shit about the head. He woke up in the middle of the night to the torpedos thumping on his head with socks full of batteries.
by Fumanchewd October 26, 2006
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Man, I know I'd been drinking, but Si dealt me a broadside warp torpedo so powerful I woke up two and a half hours later still incessantly doodling over and over the same napkin with no knowledge of the proceeding events. Butter-maids, indeed...
by Mike Hutchinson January 27, 2007
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Get the sperm torpedo mug.1. Sexual - the act of one who is a bottom or versatile being fucked anally, with a penis or pegged with a strap-on dildo.
2. BDSM - the experience of being submissive... being turned into a bottom.
3. Verb - used in past tense to describe a completion of an act or experience.
2. BDSM - the experience of being submissive... being turned into a bottom.
3. Verb - used in past tense to describe a completion of an act or experience.
1. He got topped the other night bi a well-hung bull.
2. When he first walked into Mistress Victoria's dungeon, he was a complete novice and had never been topped... yet.
3. They topped off their evening with a nice creampie dessert for the lucky bottom.
2. When he first walked into Mistress Victoria's dungeon, he was a complete novice and had never been topped... yet.
3. They topped off their evening with a nice creampie dessert for the lucky bottom.
by JamieCurious July 3, 2009
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Friend 1: Hey man you done in the bathroom?
Friend 2: Ya I had a bad case of the toilet torpedoes!
Friend 1: Aww, man did you clean it off the back of the bowl?
Friend 2: Ya I had a bad case of the toilet torpedoes!
Friend 1: Aww, man did you clean it off the back of the bowl?
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