Night torn

the night time equivalent of Morning wood

“I get night torns often”

by Prezz0256 October 15, 2023

War-torn Bowl

The act of depositing such a violent despicable defecation that the remnants left behind in the toilet bowl are best described as resembling the towns villages and hamlets that have succumbed to mortar fire artillery and other types of military activities that have taken place leaving nothing behind but scattered remains shrapnel and many ruined lives.

Rodney : Damn bro Lauren really destroyed my hallway bathroom, after I managed to meander through the foul stench all that was left was the smoking War-torn Bowl.

Jane : Maggie my husband did a wretched thing this morning.. he blew up our bathroom so bad I don't think I'll ever be able to sit on the toilet again knowing what took place in there, that War-Torn bowl will never be the same.

by Rybread93 January 15, 2025

Put someone in torn

This is colloquial language used to express that someone has snitched or betrayed you.

He put someone in torn, that's why he got into trouble.

by musaeffendi October 20, 2024

Tornut

The word Laquisha uses while playing scrabble becauses he's on so much fucking crack that he actually thinks its a fucking word
I mean seriously this isn't a fucking joke this kid is actually so fucking stupid that he put this as a word
Dumbass

Shaniqua: OK GIRLFRIEND PICK YO WORD HOME DOG
Laquisha: FuCkInG eNd My LiFe JuSt Do ToRnUt
Shaniqua: FUCK OFF

by End Feminism May 19, 2019

Kansas Tornado

When you masturbate into the hose of someone's anti-snoring sleep device. The cum then flies around in the hose in a circular fashion gaining pressure until it hits the sleeping person's face. The resulting shock combined with the wind and sound makes the person wake up and think that they are in a tornado.

My friend John was passed out with his sleep device on so I unhooked the house and jerked off in it. He woke up when the jizz hit his face and screamed, "Wow, Ocean City Hurricane last night, and now a Kansas Tornado!"

by Ed Rooney Jr September 6, 2016

Tornike

A name of georgian origins. Also means muscular

Person 1: damn that dudes fit

Person 2: of course his name is tornike

by Not Tornike April 9, 2021

torny

When you're tired and horny at the same time, and you're torn between whether to fall asleep or to masturbate/have sex.

I was so torny last night. I really wanted to climb on top of my husband and give it to him, but I decided to just fall asleep instead.

by Sally Hunt August 4, 2017