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Definition Targeting

When someone targets one of your definitions and keeps giving you thumbs down everyday just to be a prick.
Dude someone is definition targeting one of my entries! Fuck! I went through all this trouble to get it approved by those fucking urbandictionary editors and now some asshole is giving me bad ratings.
by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ August 7, 2010
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todger

A big fat hairy cock. Or a seish kebab!
pass the chutney before my todger goes cold!
by kepy seema September 22, 2003
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Togethering

It's everything we do together...living, doubting, following, loving, etc.--together-ing
May we live life Togethering
by Keath Pearson March 31, 2009
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target

A store that prides itself on working people to death. Clock in at Target and you have no idea when you're actually getting off, scheduled hours mean nothing. They have a bizarre alphabet-soup way of describing everyone's position that no one understands, and everyone in management is called some kind of "leader".
Yes, my leader! Yavohl, mein leader! Twenty people clocked in at Target last week and were never seen again, prolly still on shift cause the go-backs aren't finished.
by The Dodger September 26, 2005
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get your shit together

1) to organize something such as a stack of papers or such
present tense of

2) to get your thoughts straight; to put your mind at rest

3) to get everything ready for an event of any magnitude, be it the king of the world's birthday or your mother finishing dinner

past tense: got your shit together

future tense: get my shit together
1) When I couldn't find my homework in my messy backpack my mom told me to get my shit together.

2) That meeting really messed with my head; I gotta get my shit together.

3) Dude, the bus leaves for the track meet in ten minutes! Hurry up and get your shit together!
by Fox of the field January 17, 2007
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drawn together

The world's first cartoon reality television show.
Immensely funny, though sometimes disturbing.
Tends to pick on stereotypes of minority groups.
Ie: African-Americans, Jews, gays, jocks, fatties, asians.
Goes where not too many other cartoon series (short of anime porn) will go.
"You're whining and self-hating and most likely bi-polar. You're exactly my type!" -Genie

"And that is how you make a welfare check- I mean, baby" -Foxxy Love

All above are quotes from Drawn Together
by coryinc September 26, 2006
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Stay tore

"Stay tore" loosely translates to living by your own terms. Used in the FGC often by the legendary Street Fighter III: 3rd Strike commentator Dr. Sub-Zero.
Mike Ross: "Look man, you're blocking that attack all wrong and you keep getting blown up for it. You have to block high on the second hit."
Dr. Sub-Zero: "Really? No wonder! Stay tore."
by NewtypeDan June 20, 2012
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