Ezula Toptext

Adware/worm that alters your system registry so it reinstalls itself after you uninstall it.

Often found in downloads/utilities for Internet Explorer.

Toptext send my account number to Ezula

by YaoiGirlProxy January 18, 2005

Topest

to be superior or exceed the standard

Guy 1: "hey {insert yugo name here} are you a weapon"

Guy 2: "yeh im a weapon"

Guy 1: "what kind of weapon"?

Guy 2: "umm, a top one"!

Guy 1: "how top"?

Guy 2: "the topest" !!!!

by unclejoe December 20, 2008

sebastian topete

A pussy who eats catfood, wants to smash addison rae, wears bryce hall's merch, has tatoo which says dixie(that pussy really has griffin's gf's name on him🤦 ♂️) felt like a boss bc he's member of clubhouse, but bryce showed that he's just a 🐈

Don't be like sebastian topete

by mrvancouver June 18, 2020

typexzing

When you type any thing on your key borad for no reason also when you add or mis spell words.

i made a typexzing on my bok reort.

by Donal January 22, 2004

Topeka Transit

When two men interlock buttholes, rim to rim, and pass a shit log from one man to the other. Two gay men passing body movements through there ass. this is called a Topeka Transit.

"Gary, get your asshole over here and give me the Topeka Transit."

by Voogs May 1, 2015

topax

To proceed towards peace. A modern form of the Pax Romana.

As the warring between nation states finally drew to an end, topax came across the land.

by JXPorter July 31, 2016

tolexted

Getting practically raped over text message. Common forms of tolextation include one-way sexts and receiving nudes without warning.

Officer: And in what way did he sexually assault you?

Me: He sent me a dick pic. out of nowhere. He... He tolexted me. *starts crying hysterically*

by Art$y Bit¢h June 1, 2016