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tool

A person convinced by his/her peers and by society that they must act a certain way to be accepted. This typically consists of blaming other people for your problems, never getting over high school, wearing your pants halfway down your legs, and believing your kindergarten teachers when they said you were special.
Studies show that 95% of tools are unaware of the word's actual meaning, and will misuse it on a regular basis.

American tools have overused the word so much that, along with gay, retarded, and a deer having been killed on major state highway, it has transformed into something completely different, and now simply means, "that guy I don't like."
by Kilroy112358 June 9, 2011
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Tooling

The act of either soberly or drunkenly acting like an idiot, dbag and/or jackass. Making a fool of yourself.
Eric threw the bottle of patron at the counter top then tried to chop it up with a samurai sword

Damn he was defiantly tooling out
by JHoffman November 16, 2010
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tool

a douche bag usually oblivious to whats actually going on, will act like a complete ass to look good in front of their tool posse. usually rich, steriotypicly good looking, possibly drives a hummer, nobody usually likes these people, and they all really dress alike, try to sag their pants with a hollister shirt and either short spiked or baech boy hair and flip flops.
a man wearing a wifebeater while blaring bad tool music from the sub woofer of his yellow hummer with a license plate that says "WRKNOUT"
by you.kno.me August 8, 2009
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Tool

A tool is someone less than a douche who listens to nickelback and wears ed hardy or polo.
Jack is a shitty manager and a tool.
by Papa Ryo June 19, 2009
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Tool

That guy is a fuckin tool
by BiggD1 October 2, 2010
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Tool

people that keep writing the same definition for tool
by luisgomezz March 30, 2011
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Tool

Best band of all time with Adam Jones on guitar, Danny Carey on drums, Paul D'Amour once on bass but now its Justin Chancellor, and last but certainly not least the vocals and the style that is Maynard James Keenan. Progressive rock band from the early 90's, introduced a lot of new things in music, including throwing time signatures out the window. Albums out:

92-Opiate
92-Undertow
94-Aenima
94-Salival
01-Lateralus

best music ever. period.
<some guy> what are you doing?
<TOOL fan> listening to TOOL.
by Jim-n-Tw3ak May 13, 2005
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