When a girl takes a boy back to her room after a night out but he leaves in the morning with nothing more than a high-five to the shaft or his fingers smelling slightly of salmon.
Jim: So tell me about that bird last night then!
Roger: nothing to tell mate, she fuckin tonksed me
Jim: ahh no man, no1 likes to hear that
Gabrielle: Hey chick! how was last night then hehe ;)
Helen: oh you're gonna love this, i totally tonksed him!
Gabrielle: you bitch! *punches helen in the nose*
Roger: nothing to tell mate, she fuckin tonksed me
Jim: ahh no man, no1 likes to hear that
Gabrielle: Hey chick! how was last night then hehe ;)
Helen: oh you're gonna love this, i totally tonksed him!
Gabrielle: you bitch! *punches helen in the nose*
by fatman123456789 January 24, 2010
by Top August 26, 2005
by arfcommer February 23, 2005
Tonk is another word that means cool or awesome. Whenever you are about to say cool or awesome you should correct yourself in saying the word TONK!
Dude, you are looking mighty tonk today!
Wow that was very tonk.
I had a pretty tonk weekend!
I am tonk.
That was soooooooo tonk!
Wow that was very tonk.
I had a pretty tonk weekend!
I am tonk.
That was soooooooo tonk!
by The Tonkest Person EVER!!! October 05, 2009
by The-Monkey-Of-Doom July 05, 2004
To tonk a girl using your penis means you stand in front of her and swinging you hips smack her in the face with your penis, which makes a "tonk" sound.
Chris wanted a sandwich and Jane was reading, so he stood over her tonking her in the face with his penis til she got irritated and gave in and made him one.
by Orcoangel May 14, 2007