Tomb fapping

Streaking into a cemetery, jerking off behind a tombstone, and getting the fuck out of dodge. (Side note: you can't get caught)
Cemetery gate is under construction bro let's go tomb fapping!
by Lancasting July 9, 2015
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Sean Bean the Tomb Bomb

The prototypical Tomb Bomb. Always talking about their favorite amino's, fiending for the next purp, and lifting weights. Probably a chemistry nerd but doesn't touch that tren cause life is better on hard mode.
"Hey bro, want to pop some tren and hit the gym?"
"As soon as I get this purp I'll meet you at the gym, but no tren cause I'm already Sean Bean the Tomb Bomb."
by DicDaddy July 25, 2023
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Jesus family tomb

Is a tomp found in Isreal also called the Talpiot tomb. It was first brought to the attention of the world in a book called "The Jesus family tomb" by Simcha Jacobovici and Charles R. Pellegrino.
In the tomb there are the ossuaries that contain the bones of a family that brears all the names of Jesus in the bible. It has been estimated by a mathematician that the odds of it being the tomb of Jesus are 600 to 1 in favour of it being Jesus' tomb.
This is one of those things that fundamentalist don't want you to know because it would mean Jesus didn't rise from the dead.
Have you read the Jesus family tomb?
by Deep blue 2012 August 8, 2010
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Tomb Raider (2013)

Tomb Raider is an action-adventure video game developed by Crystal Dynamics and published by Square Enix. Tomb Raider is the tenth title in the Tomb Raider franchise, and operates as a reboot that emphasises the reconstructed origins of Lara Croft. Tomb Raider was released on 5 March 2013 for Microsoft Windows, PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360, and on 23 January 2014 for OS X, and on 27 April 2016 for Linux.

Awesome.
If you love Grey's Anatomy, I'm pretty sure you'll probably love Tomb Raider (2013) because of Camilla Luddington.
by Twight0931 February 12, 2017
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Tomb Raider

When a Lara Croft (singular lady) has an eye for the much, much (ancient) older man with a view to find the "Big O" (Occident) or the monies. Pleasure is an artefact in this world and must be archaeologically sourced or adventured for via booby traps. A gold digger for the right reasons!
"She's gorgeous! What's she doing with that fossil?"

"He knows his shit about continuo dude! It's not abour the money... she's a Tomb Raider bro"
by BassDaddee October 28, 2022
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Tomb Tainer

A cruel person who tells a person to leave a person alone in a hurtful way, and inconsiderate for anyone's feelings. And someone who plays very unfair with someone, never believing anybody because of males, and disrespects others opinions, also a person who hates men. And someone who wants to get rid of males, an unfair gamer, an unfair remarking person, a Liar, a troll.
Person 1:Hey mike, i want to play tag with you :D
Person 2:Sure :)
Person 3:include me, *tags person 1*
Person 1:*glares at person 3* Don't touch me you ebola punk
Person 3:But i washed my hands...
Person 1:I don't believe punks like you.
Person 3:Why are you such a tomb tainer to certain people... :(
by Junko Ilkun April 1, 2022
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Tomb Raider

A girl who’s always at a dude’s house but leaves in the end.
Aye, Yo Marco, Beth is a Tomb Raider.
by Yabae08 September 6, 2019
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