The intensely pleasurable feeling a doomsayer gets when saying "I told you so," often accompanied by a long rant pontificated with various enthusiastic gesticulations.
Doomsayer: Hahahahaha I told you the economy would crash!
Random Acquaintance: Woah, dude, don't have an I-told-you-sorgasm.
Random Acquaintance: Woah, dude, don't have an I-told-you-sorgasm.
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Somebody told me, that you had a boyfriend, that looked like a girlfriend, that I had in Feburary of last year.
by Jess February 19, 2005
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Frank: Cleaning my room, my mom was yelling and I just crumbled to her commands.
Stan: Fuck man, you got told by your mom!
Frank: Cleaning my room, my mom was yelling and I just crumbled to her commands.
Stan: Fuck man, you got told by your mom!
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Adhering to the character of the teller, statements beginning with "Jimmy told me" can be assumed to be fallacious and self-serving.
Adhering to the character of the teller, statements beginning with "Jimmy told me" can be assumed to be fallacious and self-serving.
P: But "Jimmy told me" that: Martians are real, Liverpool won, his penis isn't tiny.
S: How did you start that sentence?
P: Jimmy told me.....shit man!
S: How did you start that sentence?
P: Jimmy told me.....shit man!
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John: MAKE ME A FUCKIN SANDWICH BITCH!
Teacher: Uh.... ok....
Nes: It does what its told!!!
John: MAKE ME A FUCKIN SANDWICH BITCH!
Teacher: Uh.... ok....
Nes: It does what its told!!!
by John Kern November 22, 2005
Get the It does what its told mug.Hot toddy is a name used in the English-speaking world (originally Scotland) for a mixed drink that is served hot. There are many variations.
Many of these 'concoctions' are rumored to cure colds, ease flu symptoms and aid in sleeping.
Here are two prime examples:
Brandy:
1 tbsp honey
3/4 glass tea
2 shots brandy
1 slice lemon
Brew tea and fill a tall glass 3/4 full. Mix in honey. Mix in brandy shots. Add lemon slice and enjoy.
Whiskey:(!)
1 1/2 oz bourbon whiskey
1/4 oz lemon juice
3/4 oz sugar syrup
1 slice lemon
1 clove
4 oz hot water
Heat in a heat-resistant glass, and fill with hot water. Add a lemon slice speared with a clove, and serve.
Many of these 'concoctions' are rumored to cure colds, ease flu symptoms and aid in sleeping.
Here are two prime examples:
Brandy:
1 tbsp honey
3/4 glass tea
2 shots brandy
1 slice lemon
Brew tea and fill a tall glass 3/4 full. Mix in honey. Mix in brandy shots. Add lemon slice and enjoy.
Whiskey:(!)
1 1/2 oz bourbon whiskey
1/4 oz lemon juice
3/4 oz sugar syrup
1 slice lemon
1 clove
4 oz hot water
Heat in a heat-resistant glass, and fill with hot water. Add a lemon slice speared with a clove, and serve.
Duke of Flanders: "Margaret, I'm freezing cold! Bring me a hot toddy and prepare the bedchamber."
Red Foxx: "Elizabeth, get me a hot toddy and I'll be ready for nighty-night. Freddy is ready for beddy."
Red Foxx: "Elizabeth, get me a hot toddy and I'll be ready for nighty-night. Freddy is ready for beddy."
by ButtFuzz August 21, 2006
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