The Greatest move ever mentioned on late night TV by CoCo. Its when you lightly dust your penis in sand have then vigorously insert it into an Asian woman's vagina. You then pull out and shoot your load all over Jay Leno.
#1: I got together with Suko last night and used her keepsake from the beach to pull a Tokyo Sandblaster
#2 Why the fuck was Jay Leno at Suko's house???
#2 Why the fuck was Jay Leno at Suko's house???
by Woody and Wilcox November 10, 2010
The act of taking an Asian chick to a beach/sandy area of land, having sexual intercourse, and just as one is about to cum (or in this case, drop the "Little Boy" bomb) - pull out and cum on her face, throw sand on said cum, and scream "BANZAI"
Conan: "Hey, whatever happened between you and that Asian chick?"
Andy: "I gave her the ol' Tokyo Sandblaster"
*high fives"
Andy: "I gave her the ol' Tokyo Sandblaster"
*high fives"
by Total_Bliss November 10, 2010
A fad created and perfected by Conan O'Brien, intended for those who are similarly pale and red-haired. It involves the said ginger spending months growing out facial hair. When he finally meets someone shameless enough to have intercourse with, he shaves his beard and collects the trimmings. Finally, he climaxes in the said shameless one's eyes, causing a squinting similar to an Asian's eyes. Finally, he blows the beard trimmings into her eyes where they stick to his feeble residue, causing a scratching and burning sensation in her eyes, much like being sandblasted.
If Conan lasts longer than a week on TBS, he has agreed to give Andy Richter the Tokyo Sandblaster on Monday, November 15.
by PizzaButt TacoSmell November 10, 2010
When two sexual partners engage in a shit loving sexual act. Where one partner fires diarrhea into their partner's face causing them to squint and thus making them look asian.
by Jcmcgill November 10, 2010
by BlinksTale November 10, 2010
When engaging in COITUS on a beach, at the point of climax, a man may ejaculate upon the face of his respective partner. Afterwards sprinkling sand on their face causing the semen to adhere to the sand.
Lauren sat on my face, I ate her bunghole and just as I was about to skeet, I got up and hovered my doinger over her forhead and let loose. Her face looked like a krispy kreme doughnut until I sprinkled sand on it and then she looked like sandpaper. Gotta love the look of a classy Tokyo Sandblaster!
by Lamp Shayd November 11, 2010
When banging out an old asian chick she queefs, effectivly blowing out all the dust and sand from her unused vadge.
Man I went to the tea house and totally was hooking up with the owners wife when she let out a tokyo sandblaster, shit was weak.
by GHOOOST November 11, 2010