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If something is 'toilet' it is crap
Harry: dude, that stuff is nasty

Alex: yeah man, it's toilet

Harry: fo shiz
toilet by Harry W October 2, 2006
"Why am i strapped to the toilet?"
Toilet by Shimpy April 7, 2009
A code word meaning Accidentally having sex with your best friend even though your gay.
Audrey's mother didn't want her going to John's because he still had a penis.

John accidentally fallen into Audrey that night they hung out, they called it Toilet!
toilet by JAN6430958y73hf March 27, 2008
A shitty experience or circumstance.
I gotta work late... that's fuckin toilet! My girl slepped with my best friend. Fuck her she was a toilet bitch anyway. I ran out of weed... That's some toilet shit right there.
toilet by Dat Dude June 23, 2004
pronounced "toy-lay". its a perfume you morons!
mary wore her toilet to school today
toilet by jane July 21, 2003
A place that has shit inside it.
"I will keep my ass on the toilet until all my shit comes out."
Toilet by Princess Karen September 11, 2021