Church

That strange place in your town that everyone believes people should go to, but no one actually goes to.

Guy: Hmm, today is Easter. Should I go to church or go buy my girlfriend something? Nah, I think I'll just sleep in.

by BusinessMan February 6, 2005

church

Something that is awesome or official or legit

Dude check out this watch i got on canal street!!
Thats church

by Dr. J bay bay January 5, 2008

church

An expression used upon parting like "peace" or "later."

by shawn June 25, 2003

Church

A place were a cult with pedofiles as leaders are staying over a longer period of time.

Anne: Have you been to church resently
Anna: No i dont belive in fairy-tales like the bible

by RailMe September 29, 2020

churching

to proceed from one church to another, attending mass after mass, religious services, and/or basement show(s);
similar to clubbing, but of the religious variety;
also churchin';

We should totally go churching tonight: mass at 5 at St. Paul's, Confession before that at St. Leonard's, and later mewithoutYou at St. Peter's Basilica.

by xMarcox March 23, 2008

Church

something you should go to if your a female weeb in your teens.

Female: I love (insert anime character) soo muchh
Me: Are you innocent?
Female: ...
Me: Go to Church, and go outside.

by oohyuh January 27, 2021

Church

I strong agreement, usually in regards to action or saying something the church would be strongly against.

"Hey dude, wanna go to the gay bar and hit on some guys for blow jobs?"
"Awww dude, Church!"

by RacistAnneFrank November 29, 2016