thicker than a snickers

When a girl isn't super skinny and has lots of curves.

Nicki Minaj is thicker than a snickers.

by akm12345 January 5, 2011

faster than a scalded dog

This idiomatic expression can describe any kind of movement, but is especially linked to running. A scalded dog would be moving as quickly as it was capable of doing, and it would be motivated by pain and fear - that combination makes for some serious speed.

When the bandit saw the police coming, he ran faster than a scalded dog.

by RobertPlanty April 28, 2012

flatter than your momma's chest

An insult used to describe how flat something is.

From the movie Smokey and the Bandit Part 3
(Examining the flat tire on their car)
Junior: It's flat Daddy.
Buford T Justice: Flatter than your momma's chest.

by Turkey Dump April 12, 2016

hotter than a pussy in a pepper patch

A Southern way of saying something is real fucking hot.

Goddamnit, it's hotter than a pussy in a pepper patch in this room!!

by WesNile December 14, 2007

better than sex

See Wario.

guy 1: You know what's better than sex?
guy 2: what
Guy 1: Wario.

by It's a stone Ruigi May 31, 2018

colder than a nun's thigh

1 Cold to the point of being painful to touch. Associated with cold and hard as ice.
2 An object that cannot be made warm
3 An inanimate object devoid of feeling or desire.

I spent of a frosty January in the panhandle of Idaho, it was colder than a nun's thigh.

by rucus11 September 19, 2009

Smarter than Bryce

A level of intelligence we all possess.

A: How smart are you?
B: Smarter than Bryce.
A: omg same lol

by Mr. Twinkieface August 26, 2020