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Teding

Let's go teding
by Turkeybaster52 June 17, 2018
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Tiling her kitchen

Being an obsequious toadie to get a TV personality to make a clip for your food group.
I was tiling her kitchen in exchange for this bit for HH
by DaddioMystic June 25, 2019
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Tilingerr

Probably funnier than you, amazing artist that draws sexy art
Person 1 : yo stop talking about Zhongdain

Tilingerr : no
by Chwiimp August 13, 2021
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spare tiring

Third wheeling for two couples, so one would be the fifth person (fifth wheel), hence the name spare tire.
Ricky and Jane went with John and Rachel to the movies on a double date. They invited David too. David politely declined, however, telling them that he didn't want to spend a perfectly good Friday night spare tiring.
by Whitest Black Person October 27, 2016
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Collective-timing bias

The collective-timing bias is a form of cognitive tendency to think in a certain way that consists of not understanding that a specific situation or task requires immediate decision by a single person while decision makers affected by collective-timing bias try, consciously or unconsciously, to waste time by sharing the potential decision with anyone around ignoring the fact that:
 most people do not have the power to take that decision;
 most people do not have interest in that decision making process;
 they are in overdue;
 they are paid for taking that decision.

A collective-timing bias is a powerful form of group-think.
A - “What do you think about the decision to buy that corporation? Your opinion is request by the decision-making process”

B - “What? I do not know. I am a handyman. No collective-timing bias please”

A - “Your opinion is very important. We need an immediate decision. The acquisition of that company is in danger”

B - “I do not know. I am a handyman. I do not have the power or the responsibility to decide on that acquisition. No collective-timing bias please”

A - “Thank you for your opinion. We will go on by following your orders.”
by MdB29071988 November 18, 2016
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Thomas Timing

That one friend you want to play with so damn bad. You then realize that he is going to be awhile before you get an answer; So you start playing by yourself. Once you just start playing your game your friend will then say "Hey, sure I'll play now." Your inner rage then builds up and say "GODDAMNIT, YOU GOT THE WORST THOMAS TIMING EVER!"
Person 1: "Hey you wanna play"
Person 2:"Sure in an hour"
~2hours later~
Person 1: ~Starts League of Legends Game~
Person 2: "Hey, I'm back now wanna play?"
Person 1:"I JUST GOT IN A GAME, YOU HAVE FREAKING THOMAS TIMING!!!!"
by That Random Publisher June 14, 2018
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Father Timing

This is when older people take a longer, more difficult time to do things. Sometimes, just because they can.
*an elderly couple taking a very long time to back out of a parking spot that you’re waiting for*

You: Holy fuck, they’re father timing us so hard right now.
by BattleItaly March 28, 2020
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