thundering dumbass

A noun used to describe a person who rushes into abnormally stupid activities or situations he/she has no cause to be in or ability to successfully negotiate. i.e. one who "thunders" into stupid shit like a dumbass, hence the term. Usually reserved for those who are dumbasses to such a high degree / perform acts of dumbassery on such a regular basis, they require their own classification.

Al: "I'm going to go fight in a martial arts tournament on Tuesday."
Sal: "Dude, you've never taken martial arts before. You'll get your ass kicked. Why are you always looking for a fight?"
Al: "Nah man I'll fuck up anybody who tries that Judo shit on me"
Sal: "Stop being a thundering dumbass. Just have some drinks with the boys instead."
Al: *proceeds to get his ass kicked on Tuesday*

by the bad Ag February 21, 2019

Thumbing

Getting a blow job whilst having a thumb up you’re bum

His girlfriend got on hers knees and performed oral sex on him whilst putting her thumb up his bum, she called it thumbing

by Stush69 December 9, 2019

Thumbing

To stick ones thumb inside one another, one can thumb someone else of thumb themselves

Tim: good sid what are thou doing to me
Bill: why I'm thumbing you kind sir, it's a hip new way of communication

by Cumslut2.0 February 15, 2021

thumbinger

When your dick is so small you don't have to use your full hand only the thumb and finger.

Gave em the ole thumbinger last night.

by APotato317 May 10, 2022

Velvet Thumbing

When someone with very soft hands sneakily and gently inserts their thumb up ones bum and the person receiving said thumb only notices it once it's too late.

I thought Dale was a good boy, but we when I sat down I realised he was velvet thumbing me!

by PsychoDeschain May 9, 2018

thumbring

The most heterosexual digit on which to wear a ring.

Arnie: vut do you sink of my thaaarmring Sly?
Sly: *unintelligable mumbling* thumbring *more mumbling*
Arnie: Ya, I agree, it ist very maaasculine.

by Grae November 13, 2005

thumbing

the use ofɜ bending one's thumb in purpose for gaming orɜ other things including one hands

john was thumbing his hand console control with vigor through a complicated game level twisting bending steering flexing crooking

by thumper903127 July 11, 2010