A discreet method for a male to give himself a quick wank inside of his trousers. Generally performed by masturbating the genitals with the hands placed in one or both of the pants pockets. Occurs commonly in public places or during work hours when open masturbation would be very problematic or one cannot move to private location for relief. Trouser Tugs generally do not reach full climax due to the mess and problems associated with the appearance of Trouser Gravy.
Dan was so horny at work sitting in his cubicle while on conference call. Since he couldn't leave the call to go to the men's room for a quick wank to blow his load, he chose to sit at his desk and give himself a Trouser Tug instead. He chose not to cream himself and blow Trouser Gravy as he had to meet with his boss after the call.
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Well I guess it’s time to paint the walls around the property again, Edith, it looks like those gang fuckers have paid us another midnight visit.
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Karl jóhan thomsen is a teacher with a blue nose and when its very cold it is purple. He is also a mushroom. he like dicks and touch kids like vikk.
by kaylacranny May 22, 2019
Get the Karl jóhan thomsen mug.A faux jutsu used by Kakashi-sensei in the anime Naruto. The technique basically consists of the user sneaking behind the anime, sticking his/her index fingers into the enemy's anus and thrusting the enemy into the air, hence a thousand years of pain.
Naruto later customizes this technique. Instead of thrusting the enemy into the air, Naruto leaves a firebomb in the enemy's anus.
Naruto later customizes this technique. Instead of thrusting the enemy into the air, Naruto leaves a firebomb in the enemy's anus.
Proctologist: "Ok, this is going to feel a bit weird."
Patient: "What the fuck, doc? Are you trying to do the THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN on me or what?"
Patient: "What the fuck, doc? Are you trying to do the THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN on me or what?"
by DesPERRYado October 15, 2005
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the correct answer is: draxx them sklounst
the correct answer is: draxx them sklounst
bro what do you do when you see a terrie getting froggy?
you should fireboard those motherjammers
NO, you need to draxx them sklounst
you should fireboard those motherjammers
NO, you need to draxx them sklounst
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how miserable is his life, while refusing to see the bright aspects you keep mentioning.
how miserable is his life, while refusing to see the bright aspects you keep mentioning.
"And then, when I asked my parents for extra money, they refused and instead of that asked me to take the garbage out. Ain´t that cruel?"
I understand you... Better Put A Blanket Around Those Chickens!
I understand you... Better Put A Blanket Around Those Chickens!
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