Chinese Thesaurus

When the brain so sloppy you start speaking Mandarin Chinese, regardless of prior familiarity with the dialect.

Mike's Sister: "Good thing Mike's still playing Pokémon Go, otherwise he'd catch me giving you the Chinese Thesaurus!"

Me: "早上好中国 现在我有冰淇淋 我很喜欢冰淇淋 但是 速度与激情9 比冰淇淋 速度与激情 速度与激情9 我最喜欢 所以…现在是音乐时间 准备 1 2 3 两个礼拜以后 速度与激情9 ×3 不要忘记 不要错过 记得去电影院看速度与激情9 因为非常好电影 动作非常好 差不多一样冰淇淋 再见"

by GamingBeast90 January 19, 2024

Thesaurus

A recource that is similar to a dictionary that contains synonyms and definitions.

Pass me that thesaurus, i need to know what cowardly means

by Perve joe April 15, 2023

Thesaurus

A book that is always implied. Every time.

Imma look that word up in the thesaurus and then I'll know other words for pirate.

by Fragranceman July 17, 2023

Thesaurus Rex

A person who likes to impose their command of the English language to to delight or dismay of anyone listening.

Run Herb the Thesaurus Rex is here.

by Huckyboy May 12, 2022

Bring a dictionary and a thesaurus

You need to look up the definition of words as well as the homonyms and synonyms of words.

You wanna argue with me, bring a dictionary and a thesaurus. I'll give you a swift kick to the ass!

by Angel of death187 May 18, 2022

thesaurus person

A person that unnecessarily uses big words in order to try to seem better than others.
Ex. "You must lack deductive reasoning, since you are unable to prove me wrong. Be quiet miscreant!"

Damn thesaurus person told me to "occlude my oral cavity"🙄

by intuitive-14-year-old December 10, 2021

thesaurus thot

A thesaurus thot is an abnormally intelligent woman that has many casual sexual encounters, often without protection.

"Hey, you see that girl over there? She's a total thesaurus thot."

by Zachwashere March 24, 2022