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grand petty theft

the act of stealing a large amount of inexpensive things
Johnny stole 5,000 Baby Ruth bars last night--that's a grand petty theft if I've ever seen one!
by papa lech March 2, 2010
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The Grand Theft Auto

A sexual act made famous by the Grand Theft Auto video game series where a man picks up a prostitute, pays her for her services, and then runs her over in the car he picked her up in and retrieves his spent money.
Steve: Why is your Benjamin red?

Dan: I performed the Grand Theft Auto last night and couldn't get the blood out of the money
by Charlie T. July 21, 2016
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grand theft auto

Hang on honey i just killed my fifth hooker on Grand Theft Auto.
by Da Hudge77 October 17, 2009
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Grand Theft Taco

Ones act of stealing a taco from the pile of Taco Bell on the Table at a College party . and this is done with out anyone knowing.

But to be done correctly this taker of the taco must post on Facebook after the deed was done. " GRAND THEFT Taco"
" DUDE I JUST GRAND THEFT TACO THAT TABLE AT THIS DOPE PARTY"

"POSTED ON FB " -GRAND THEFT TACO-
by MR. RAGE MF February 28, 2011
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grand theft autumn

The title of a Fall Out Boy song from the CD, Take This To Your Grave.
Grand Theft Autumn/Where is Your Boy? is track number 3 on Take This To Your Grave, a Fall Out Boy CD.
by xHangelx June 11, 2006
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Granny Theft Auto

A weird game which includes Grannies robbing banks, throwing hot gravy onto innocent people, and stealing Toyota Yaris'.
Boy: Damn! That old Granny killed me in Granny Theft Auto! And she stole my Toyota!!!
by Jupiter82 June 24, 2019
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Grand Theft Auto

One of the greatest video games of all time. Made by Rockstar North of Rockstar Games. Newest version is known as GTA: San Andreas. Highly recommended by most game players/critics.

Always has been good. From GTA 1 on up. Anyone who says it's good from GTA 3 on up is just a graphics whore.
by Jansen February 15, 2005
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