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The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine

A complex sexual position in which an Alaskan woman is tied naked upside down to a maple tree, covered in syrup, and milked before being humped.
The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine is a common maneuver in the northern outskirts of Canada, where the act will not be interfered with by law enforcement, as it is illegal.
by PoehlerBehr June 5, 2018
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Penngrove Pile Driver

When engaged in the Missionary position near the end of the bed, you're hitting it so hard you knock the two of you off the bed onto the floor with such force that the air in her vaginal cavity releases in a wind shear-like fashion, rendering all surounding body hair eliminated.
Man, my girl and I were going at it crazy last night. Tapped that ass so hard we fell into a Penngrove Pile Driver on the floor and now my stuff is waxed like I'm in Brazil or something!
by Taint Jackson June 11, 2010
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Scandinavian pile driver

A cocktail beyond your wildest dreams, concocted by a Mr. Diaz. No one knows the ingredients, although there are undertones of honey.
That Diaz sure knows how to make a Scandinavian pile driver
by chestrrrr March 18, 2021
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Pile Driver

The role and title of a sovereign entity within the context of group sexual intercourse. They are responsible and wholly controlling of the members of the "pile", as it were. Much like a referee, they may take individuals out of the "game" for illegal or prohibited activity, such as disregarding safe words, nontraditional abuse that has not been previously requested and approved (by the pile driver), or if certain individuals are not performing to the standards laid out beforehand.

They also possess the sole privilege of administering punishment for those taken out of the "game" , including, but not limited to, bondage of the genitals and isolation, theft and the pleasuring of their preferred partner(s), verbal degradation, and in extreme cases, tazing and waterboarding.

In the most devastating abhorrence of violation, the indivual will have their libido perpetually and irreversibly removed.
"Fuck dude, the pile driver took me out of the game and now I have a dildo in my ass and my cock has been locked up. I wish I had been able to keep pleasuring her."
by fluidinfluence January 14, 2023
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Alabama Pile Driver

Defecating on a woman’s head during a threesome.
Man, did you hear about Vince giving that chick an Alabama Pile Driver?
by KandyKane1-4-69 February 9, 2024
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Georgia Pile Driver

When an arbitrary number of males bust a nut into a measuring cup after which the concoction is poured into a female laying naked in the pile driver position (woman on her neck with legs in the air) for the purpose of insemination. The woman then must lay in this position for 6 hours to let it kick in.
You know Stew and I want to have a kid but don't want to know who the father is. We are thinking about giving Mary the ol' Georgia Pile Driver.
by Washygigg Sauce January 16, 2025
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