A complex sexual position in which an Alaskan woman is tied naked upside down to a maple tree, covered in syrup, and milked before being humped.
The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine is a common maneuver in the northern outskirts of Canada, where the act will not be interfered with by law enforcement, as it is illegal.
by PoehlerBehr May 14, 2018
I'm always mindfucked by The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine
by MrFistyoSister January 28, 2018
When engaged in the Missionary position near the end of the bed, you're hitting it so hard you knock the two of you off the bed onto the floor with such force that the air in her vaginal cavity releases in a wind shear-like fashion, rendering all surounding body hair eliminated.
Man, my girl and I were going at it crazy last night. Tapped that ass so hard we fell into a Penngrove Pile Driver on the floor and now my stuff is waxed like I'm in Brazil or something!
by Taint Jackson June 9, 2010
by satana July 20, 2007
A cocktail beyond your wildest dreams, concocted by a Mr. Diaz. No one knows the ingredients, although there are undertones of honey.
by chestrrrr March 18, 2021
A 'Pile-Driver Dildo' is an act in which a man purposely gets a hemorrhoid or 'piles' and begins to fuck a girl in the pussy with the piece of the small intestine which is hanging out of his asshole.
Aron: How did you enjoy my party, last night bro?
Luca: Eh, It was pretty good until I accidentally walked in on Requise giving Mitchell the old Pile-Driver Dildo in the fuck room
Aron: My parents have a fuck room?
Luca: Eh, It was pretty good until I accidentally walked in on Requise giving Mitchell the old Pile-Driver Dildo in the fuck room
Aron: My parents have a fuck room?
by oneinchpunisher December 29, 2020
The role and title of a sovereign entity within the context of group sexual intercourse. They are responsible and wholly controlling of the members of the "pile", as it were. Much like a referee, they may take individuals out of the "game" for illegal or prohibited activity, such as disregarding safe words, nontraditional abuse that has not been previously requested and approved (by the pile driver), or if certain individuals are not performing to the standards laid out beforehand.
They also possess the sole privilege of administering punishment for those taken out of the "game" , including, but not limited to, bondage of the genitals and isolation, theft and the pleasuring of their preferred partner(s), verbal degradation, and in extreme cases, tazing and waterboarding.
In the most devastating abhorrence of violation, the indivual will have their libido perpetually and irreversibly removed.
They also possess the sole privilege of administering punishment for those taken out of the "game" , including, but not limited to, bondage of the genitals and isolation, theft and the pleasuring of their preferred partner(s), verbal degradation, and in extreme cases, tazing and waterboarding.
In the most devastating abhorrence of violation, the indivual will have their libido perpetually and irreversibly removed.
"Fuck dude, the pile driver took me out of the game and now I have a dildo in my ass and my cock has been locked up. I wish I had been able to keep pleasuring her."
by fluidinfluence January 14, 2023