Bro cruisers

Shoes that all the fratty dudes wear, new balance 990s.

Random person: why the hell is that guy wearing dad shoes?
Other person: you mean those bro cruisers.
Random person: is that what they are?
*Frat Bro heard in the distance* "dude those are siiiiiiick brah"

by YourMom4206969 March 17, 2017

Random Cruiser

Slang; for getting an erection out of nowhere.

"I got a random cruiser during class the other day. It was embarrassing."

"I'm starting to get a random cruiser."

by iBanged Zooey November 19, 2013

Jew Cruisers

Leather sandals that are worn by men. They are flat birkenstock type with cork footbed. Can be work with or without socks.

Timmy was decked out on the way to the Georgia Bulldog game. He had his Budweiser hat and Jew Cruisers and was ready to roll.

by d-hut April 26, 2008

jerusalem cruiser

Air jesuses.

Yo where u get dos air jesuses?

by DAVEED November 12, 2003

Land cruiser

The most mistaken vehicle on Earth. It is not a POS Land Rover. This is the real vehicle that traverses the toughest terrain on Earth. Not the one that traverses the warranty department at its local dealership

Yo, that Land Cruiser is running. Must not be a Land Rover.

by Ramathorn15 May 24, 2019

loser cruiser

a minivan or other large vehicle

I don't want to drive that loser cruiser around!

by 5'1" Racer August 1, 2003

pity cruiser

A car model by Chrysler shaped like an old-style 50s roadster, but without any character. Not entirely an SUV (it's lower to the ground, has better gas mileage and doesn't look like a shoe box on wheels), not anything like a sports car (too flabby and uninspiring), it has a shape and style instantly recognizable and gag-inducing. Enthusiasts have also taken to adding effects such as chrome, decals, spoilers, and more chrome to give each car a distinctive flavor/identity, like how a turd is different depending on what you have recently eaten. The only argument against the car is its 4-cylinder engine which doesn't catch on fire often enough. Otherwise, it's a great car.

That Pity Cruiser over there has a chrome grille, a scoop hood, rear wing spoiler, and flag decals all over the doors. And dice, it's gotta have fuzzy dice hanging from the rear view mirror!

by Murderface November 21, 2013