U:

Sucking up to someone or some people to get something you want.

Little Timmy: I got an A in math class after getting an F on my progress report Jeff!!!

Jeff: How did you do it Little Timmy?

Little Timmy: I U: her of course!

Jeff: U:?

Little Timmy: Yeah, I gave her a cookie and 20 bucks.

by TH3 L337 KR3W July 24, 2008

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u

A shortened version of the word "you" used by ignorant preteen assholes who are too lazy to type out an extra two letters.

Moron: liek omgz wtf iz up wit u omg u suk

Smart person: Shut the fuck up.

by Fagromyass April 01, 2008

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(U)

The 'broken-heart' or 'heartbroken' emoticon on msn.

He broke my heart (U)

I loved him (U)

R.I.P (U)

by KrayziieLilBaybiie..x September 20, 2008

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:~U

A fatherly figure for the :u emoticon.

Like :u, :~U serves no real purpose. The face doesn't represent any specific emotion, nor does it signify any specific meaning.

:~U is more of a parody of other emoticons than an emoticon in itself.

"I've been awake for 3 straight days. :u"

":~U SON GO TO BED"

by tedooooooooooo December 27, 2007

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