Linda

Someone dumb that will believe nonsense on the internet poorly written by an unknown writer but has trust issues when it comes to anything that has to remotely involve a male in a real world application.

Wow Linda, you were so right about that one urbandictionary definition.

by NotFirefod August 16, 2018

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Linda

When you take a particularly solid, and girthy, shit in someone's lap.

She was being a moody bitch, so I gave her a Linda.

by Glynn Plein July 16, 2018

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The Linda

A Sexual Act or position, where one participant uses a Strap-On Dildo or Vibrator to forcefully and unapologetically penetrate the anus for the punishment of the receiving party and the sexual gratification of neither.

After that disaster of a family get-together where Julie was verbally abused and diminished by Steve’s Mom, Julie couldn’t WAIT to give Steve “The Linda” when they got home!

by FredENute April 27, 2018

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A Linda is a middle aged white woman who goes for power walks and eats salad for all three meals of the day. Linda the the person to have a son who listens to rap music so she tries to he hip by saying "what's the hizzle my nizzle!?"

I was at the grocery store and a Linda was looking at the organic dish washer soap

by Littlelinda69 September 14, 2017

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