Hand

The thing at the end of your arms. It is generally used to go fuck yourself or to give someone some handwork. You also need one of these when you get horny and you don't have a girlfriend.

Hey girl, mind giving me a hand?

by Masturbate To Cartoons June 27, 2016

Hand

commonly used to refer to a penis

they were holding hands.

by unintentionallygifted May 31, 2013

hand

A bludgeoning implement

My friend gave me a beatdown with his hand.

by i swear to god i'm not drunk February 22, 2005

handful

the number five on a scorecard

"What'd you get on that last hole?"
"A handful"

by thickduff December 20, 2004

hand

The second best friend a penis will ever have. For the first, see the defenition: vagina.

I gots not bitch just me an' muh ma f*ckin hand. w0rd!

by SamRoe May 7, 2008

Hand

An overly cheerful person who greets everyone, regardless of their feelings towards them (based on Have A Nice Day).

<Hand> hey M00seman
<M00seman> go away

by Handarazuur September 14, 2005

The Hand

A device that some people keep on there desk that consist of a mechanical hand in a box.
When anyone opens the box the hand comes out and closes the box.
It is meant to be a metaphor for the life that some people lead by just living by going through the motions and not thinking about the meaning of life etc.

He's got The Hand on his desk.

by Judge dredd7 October 1, 2011