Clean the slate

When consecutive bouts of diarrhea cause you to blow up the bathroom, leaving your bowels devoid of any contents and about as clean as they were at birth.

Person 1: Holy shit dude, you look like you lost 10 pounds.

Person 2: Dude, you have no idea. I had four massive rounds of the shits last night and only got 2 hours of sleep. I can't think of a better way to clean the slate.

by ImpDave September 23, 2016

Clean the kitchen

The act of shaving your balls.

I’m about to clean the kitchen so he/she will suck my dick.

by kirtap628 January 30, 2018

Clean the Hamster Cage

Any excuse for getting out of work, an obligation or promise. Sometimes thought to be a sexual euphemism, but not. A reason to be lazy.

A. Boss: Can you stay late this evening, we have to ship twenty more units before 5pm?

Employee: Sorry, boss, but I have to get home as soon as I can to clean the hamster cage!

B. Person 1: Can I get that money back that you borrowed last week?

Person 2: Sorry, but I have to get home as soon as possible to clean the hamster cage!

by anonymous March 26, 2022

Clean the Table

When you are about to get your ass eaten you do one last emergency wipe right beforehand to ensure you are clean for the ass consumer.

Matt: Did you clean the table?
Alex: Yes of course I did!

by Raven Kaulitz January 15, 2023

Clean the peg

After being pegged with a strap-on, you clean it with your mouth, hence giving the pegger head. Saves time, can throw it right in the nightstand drawer and not have to clean it later.

I pegged my husband last night, it really turns him on if I let him clean the peg.

by Empty sack July 6, 2023

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. December 8, 2025

clean out the fridge

The application of a douche in preparation for intercourse. Alternatively, using an enema in preparation for anal sex.

My boyfriend was coming over so I decided to clean out the fridge.

by Frigid Icebox April 18, 2018