Beat the butter

Another mean for "beating my meat" ya kno..yea

Brain: My dick mad hard
Me: Well I guess I'll go beat the butter ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ *
*logs in to pornhub.com/ BOYS GON WILD XXX. com*

by 4:54 am and I'm feeling jazzy September 30, 2018

Lick the Butter

A nonsense term used to boggle a fellow flamer, often used when you run out of retorts. Sometimes used for miscellaneous shout outs. Usually, however, it is used as a way to confuse an opponent long enough to pull a trick out of your sleeve, so to speak.

Person 1: Why'd you quit the team?

Person 2: I have to go eat with my family!

Person 1: You should have known beforehand! You just wasted my time, asswipe!

Person 2: Lick the butter, bitch.

by Rienuaa July 4, 2010

churn the butter

a phrase that represent coolness.

im the best, your the worst, churn the butter. -or-
oh yah, you rock, churn thine butter!

by ratm fiend May 5, 2005

the butter joke

I can't tell you, you might spread it

Oh do you know the butter joke? No, what is it? I can't tell you, you might spread it

by Jennio March 8, 2017

spreading the butter

spreading whipped cream on a mans dick

Paula stop spreading the butter on Billy!

by the toothless wonder April 23, 2004

Churning the Butter

When you hit your fist against your breast(male or female) at a rapid speed alternating between breasts

“You see that guy hitting himself”
“ he’s just churning the butter chill”

by Ghettoclap February 8, 2018

scraping the bottom of the butter-dish

a crude way to mention female masturbation

I caught her scraping the bottom of the butter-dish

by 15152355 June 23, 2010