The Echelon 2000 was designed by AG to keep a constant flow of “Sexy text” (See Definition) to females of AG's choice. The system is automated and utilises AG's mobile phone address book to constantly 'poll' a list of phone numbers with sms messages. The system is set-up to favour AG's friends sisters and has the ability to 'hack' their mobiles if extra information about them is needed.
Scenario: Someone's sister has has split with their boyfriend
Result: Mobile phone will be sent a extra 10 messages per week in the hope of scoring.
Result: Mobile phone will be sent a extra 10 messages per week in the hope of scoring.
by Ivan P Spongenuts April 03, 2005
The best footjob you will ever get. It's a double-foot, curve-toed, sloppy droppy combo 2000. Most people give this with white toes. Some might even say it's better than the gawk gawk 3000.
by Magesty April 02, 2021
I work at the grocery store and most black people have the same password for that family first card grape 2000
by bigdong06 January 06, 2015
Someone who had majority of their childhood years (about age 3-12) in the decade of the 2000s. This is some born from about 1992/3-2001/2. However people born in 1993 and a few years later can remember the 90s but majority of the childhood still unfortunately resides in the 2000s. Likewise, someone born in 2002 and a few years before actually have their childhood overlap into the 2010s!, but majority of their childhood is in the 2000s. This means the main 2000s kids are born between 1995-1998
John is born on the 1st January 1997 so is a prime 2000s kid as he was age 3-12 for the ENTIRE decade. Jackie born on 22nd December 1992 is a 90s/2000s hybrid but mostly a 2000s kid like John. Jack born on August 11th 2001 is a 2000s/2010s kid hybrid but mostly a 2000s kid. Eva born September 2nd 2006 is a 2010s kid.
by Timesorter December 25, 2014
Not as good as the 1990's.
Kids now are selfish, and spoiled, and aren't true to their roots. I'm only 17, and it's 2011, and honestly, I am SICK of my generation. I would MUCH rather be the age I am now, in about ~1994.
Now I'll tell you some pros and cons about the 2000's
pros:
1) Computers are sweet
2) Weed is getting better
3) That's about it. . .
4) Dubstep
5) Johnny Tsunami
6) Pokemon
Cons- Compared to 90's:
1) No original thoughts now
2) music is shitty
3) people are shitty
4) TV sucks- except Nat Geo
5) Emo Kids
6) Super hipsters
7) Not as cool
8) I wasn't born in ~1980 so I can't be almost 18 in the 90's
9) No fraggle rock (1980's or 90's?)
10) Myspace
11) 2000's Rap
12) 2000's Pop
13) No original anything
14) Everything Social networking
15) You don't see me smoking a blunt at the park right? yeah. it seems like smoking pot is 90532740x worse to get caught doing now
16) Superhero Movies
17) 2000's "Fashion" except plaid <3
18) Kids
19) War
20) George Bush
21) Shittier world
Yeah, see what I mean? BUT thankfully, the 1990's lasted until 2003 then shit happened :/
Kids now are selfish, and spoiled, and aren't true to their roots. I'm only 17, and it's 2011, and honestly, I am SICK of my generation. I would MUCH rather be the age I am now, in about ~1994.
Now I'll tell you some pros and cons about the 2000's
pros:
1) Computers are sweet
2) Weed is getting better
3) That's about it. . .
4) Dubstep
5) Johnny Tsunami
6) Pokemon
Cons- Compared to 90's:
1) No original thoughts now
2) music is shitty
3) people are shitty
4) TV sucks- except Nat Geo
5) Emo Kids
6) Super hipsters
7) Not as cool
8) I wasn't born in ~1980 so I can't be almost 18 in the 90's
9) No fraggle rock (1980's or 90's?)
10) Myspace
11) 2000's Rap
12) 2000's Pop
13) No original anything
14) Everything Social networking
15) You don't see me smoking a blunt at the park right? yeah. it seems like smoking pot is 90532740x worse to get caught doing now
16) Superhero Movies
17) 2000's "Fashion" except plaid <3
18) Kids
19) War
20) George Bush
21) Shittier world
Yeah, see what I mean? BUT thankfully, the 1990's lasted until 2003 then shit happened :/
I think the 1990's are way better than the 2000's
I would much rather be 17 years old from anywhere '64-'78 or '94-2002 instead of the post '03 2000's
I would much rather be 17 years old from anywhere '64-'78 or '94-2002 instead of the post '03 2000's
by adambeast308 May 19, 2011
Harry Potter should've gotten a Niggus 2000.
by JeffyFanatic5000 January 30, 2022
A person born either in the late 90s or mid 2000s (1995-2004) who spent their childhood years in the 2000s. Your childhood is not just from 3 to 12. This also applies to those who spent most of their teen years in the 2000s.
2000s kids born in 1995 -1997 typically try to claim being a 90s kid but do not count as they were not old enough to remember anything or just started gaining the ability to remeber by the end of the decade and many of their informative and impactful years happened on the 2000s. People born in 98 and 99 are automatically 2000s kids and have no seat on the 90s council for obvious reasons (being a newborn or infant).
Depending on when a 2000s kid is born, they can be both a 2000s kid and a 2010s kid and their formulative years stretch over both decades. This typically extends to people born in 98-2004, but can also extend to people who were older teens in the early 2010s (ex: 16 in 2012; born in 96).
Many 2000s kids have never had a world without the internet or a phone. Many of their first phone were flip or touch screen smartphone. 2000s kids had the best reminisce of the 90s and the best eras of all the kid networks as well as peak of tv options compared to children born in the late 2000s or 2010s that watch the Paul Brothers, Lele Pons and get nothing but reboots and live action movies of what the 2000s kids had the original of (also extends to some 90s kids media).
2000s kids are also a part of Generation Z (1995-2012).
2000s kids born in 1995 -1997 typically try to claim being a 90s kid but do not count as they were not old enough to remember anything or just started gaining the ability to remeber by the end of the decade and many of their informative and impactful years happened on the 2000s. People born in 98 and 99 are automatically 2000s kids and have no seat on the 90s council for obvious reasons (being a newborn or infant).
Depending on when a 2000s kid is born, they can be both a 2000s kid and a 2010s kid and their formulative years stretch over both decades. This typically extends to people born in 98-2004, but can also extend to people who were older teens in the early 2010s (ex: 16 in 2012; born in 96).
Many 2000s kids have never had a world without the internet or a phone. Many of their first phone were flip or touch screen smartphone. 2000s kids had the best reminisce of the 90s and the best eras of all the kid networks as well as peak of tv options compared to children born in the late 2000s or 2010s that watch the Paul Brothers, Lele Pons and get nothing but reboots and live action movies of what the 2000s kids had the original of (also extends to some 90s kids media).
2000s kids are also a part of Generation Z (1995-2012).
Boy: Hey, do you remember Tamagotchi?
Girl: No, I dont know what that is? I had Pixel Chix and Webkinz!
Boy: Oh, when were you born? I was born in 89. I'm a 90s kid.
Girl: I was born in 97. I dont have any memories until like 2001 :/ I'm a 2000s kid.
Boy: Sorry you missed the best decade
Girl: I'm sorry your internet never worked
Girl: No, I dont know what that is? I had Pixel Chix and Webkinz!
Boy: Oh, when were you born? I was born in 89. I'm a 90s kid.
Girl: I was born in 97. I dont have any memories until like 2001 :/ I'm a 2000s kid.
Boy: Sorry you missed the best decade
Girl: I'm sorry your internet never worked
by The Official Definer October 01, 2018