tfti

"Thanks For The Invite". Generally used sarcastically, can also be used literally.

naw i don't wanna go to church today but tfti
for real tho

by bythebloodofoprah July 6, 2014

TFTFY

TFTFY stands for "There, Fixed That For You."

Person 1: Good grief. Why don't O'Reilly & Olbermann just whip out their dicks & have a big, gay swordfight and get it over with?
Person 2: I'm for that, it would be a ratings winner.
Person 3: >ratings wiener. TFTFY

by sirlame.com March 2, 2009

TFTL

Thanks For The Laugh

Used when someone does something insanely stupid, and it makes you laugh.

A: "How do you put a NDS game in a Nintendo DS?"
B: "Seriously..."
A: "Yes, I'm clueless"
B: "TFTL"

by YGM23 December 28, 2009

TFTCB

To fat to come back

Why would that lady eat that chili dog, doesn't she know it won't help with her weight problem?

Oh she knows...she's TFTCB she may as well throw down a fried twinkie while she's at it.

by gap tooth grin June 9, 2009

Tfti

Thanks for the invite (it's sarcastic you say it when you don't get invited )

Example:

Ken: hey wasup what you doing friend

Ola: Nothing hanging out with my Nigga Gandhi and Mozart riding with my Nina and the choppas bout to catch some vatos slippin on the wrong side of the Barrio but we gotta drop these bricks of at the spot cause its been hot around my hood after we hit a lic and smoked those two su woo niggas you know me big pimpin I stay crippin with the OG's WESTSIDE RIDE OR DIE BITCH NIGGAS

Ken: Tfti

by Tfti September 23, 2015

tfti

Short for; thanks for the invite.

It is commonly used by Booty grabbers in the Gaia Aquariums when thanking for an invite to a big booty thread.

Thread Owner: Hi, can you post your tank in my thread?
Reply: tfti

by heinan September 2, 2009

TFTT

Tweeting from the toilet.

"Sending out this Tweet(on Twitter) while on the toilet because it couldn't wait. #TFTT"

by outlawtorn2 September 18, 2013