Tits, Fanny, The Lot

A shortened term to mean everything.

the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20

Thanks For The Link

Thanks For The Laugh

Used when someone does something insanely stupid, and it makes you laugh.

Short for Thanks For The Like. Commonly used on social networking sites like Facebook.

Too Fast To Live, a common punk saying, often used in conjuction with TYTD, meaning Too Young To Die, both abbreviations are often seen as knuckle tattoos

To Fat To Live.

When some idiot acts like they are dying because the cellulite in their body keeps them from performing normal functions and to top it all off they bitch because they want you to help them. Well you are T.F.T.L. Cuz I left the forklift at the house