tetherballs

when you date an old man and he has saggy balls. then you have to play with them to make the old man come like he did when he was twenty.

"randall has the most disgusting tetherballs, they are hairy and stinky and moldy and i hate sucking him off, i only do it because he is my sugar dada."

by sexappeal leal January 10, 2008

tethir

To remotely hire; to employ someone over the internet, to work from a distance.

"I am looking to tethir a graphic designer to help me with my website."

John Smith tethired a person in Canada for assistance with his marketing.

by Einstein1992 March 4, 2014

Tetherballed

When the female grabs the male's penis shaft and smacks the scrotum.

"I'm limping cause Lisa tetherballed me three times last night"

by Frpcn October 10, 2018

Tetherball

A sex position where the woman is suspended by three or more appendages with rope from the ceiling or other elevated surface and spun. The man then thrusts his hips forward and has sex with the woman in whatever hole he thrusts into

Dude, my girl and I tried tetherball last night. It was nuts!

by OhNoScoob August 27, 2019

Tethal

A stupid dumbass that doesn’t know shit

Hi I am mr. tethal

by Tethal November 18, 2019

Tether Boss

1. A dominate tether ball player.
2. A CEO or business executive that is always on the go who gets their internet service from tethering their phone to their laptop.

Girl 1: "Are you going to the tether ball match tonight?"
Girl 2: "I don't know, I was going to play some D&D tonight."
Girl 1: "Screw D&D tonight! Napoleon Dynamite is playing tonight!"
Girl 2: "Omagerd! He's such a tether boss!"

by McHesp July 31, 2020

tethrinn

A sub-par gamer. Hates on trendy games while still playing 10-15 year old classics. Most of his steam library is untouched/uninstalled.

"Yo Tethrinn! We hoppin on warzone?"

"Nah man, that shits lame, let's get on CS:GO" - Tethrinn

by Tethrinn May 4, 2021