goat testy

the nut sack of a goat

"man, that goat testy tasted good.

by super sven March 3, 2009

festie testie encounter

When you hook up with a guy at a festival whose testicles are sweaty and smelly.

I'm so excited to hang out! But if you wanna do your own thing or you know...have a festie testie encounter be my guest.

by ClawGee April 11, 2014

Testy

A male who has grown irritable because his balls are full.

Sorry if i’m a bit testy, i’m sitting on my balls.

by Mory Riller September 26, 2019

Testies

when kicked in the testicles, you can shorten it where, "She kicked me in the testies and it hurt!"

Last night she had squeezed my testies.

by plz eat me January 31, 2020

testie festi

Full Name: Testical Festival

synonym: Sausage Fest, Sausage Suaray

Definition: multiple guys >10 in one spot, partying, talking together. Where you hope to god no gangster shit is going down!

It's a light hearted joke amongst real Men, who don't get all upset and are not sensitive to insults, because they know where they stand when it comes to sexuality!

Yo Yo Yo, what's going on here, looks like a testie festi!

by Emmd September 12, 2021

Testie Fiber

Monkey testicles rubing against your face

that monkey is testie fibering you!!!

by crackbaby666 December 20, 2011

space testies

While zoning or distracted, the habit of adjusting your crotch to allow room with others watching accidentally.

Mike: "I think Joe just played space testies!"
John: "Ya i just saw that, that's wrong...but kinda manly."
Joe: "Howdy fellas."

by Captain Antidote March 17, 2011