Testie

Short for testicles, because testicles are fragile and sensitive, and pussies are strong and resilient. The more accurate version of calling someone a pussy. Someone who is chicken or wimpy.

Yo bro, just do it, don’t be such a testie!

by Kungphoey April 2, 2022

testie tap

getting hit in both balls

josh pissed me off so i testie tapped him

by fat knockers April 29, 2022

Wrangled Testes

The squished appearance of a man's tenders when his Wranglers (or any pants really) are too tight.

Did you see the cowboy on the dance floor?

How could I miss those Wrangled testes?

by prplmama October 26, 2011

Big Testes

Something you say when you feel very confident about a risky situation

I had big testes when my friend dared me to do something.

by Scott360 April 11, 2017

Egyptian electric testes

Being tased by a 50,000 volt taser directly on your taint and balls.

Yo did you try that new sex move?
You mean the Egyptian electric testes OF COURSE!
Yup how is it.
I can't have kids.

by qwsdfgbhnmk,juytrewsadfghj November 6, 2018

big testie

The most famous sandwich from Mc DO

- One big testie, please!
- Drink?
- A large cock!

by MisterDoodieMan September 19, 2006

testie

It’s better than peng and it’s even above leng like if you’re called testie then honestly you’re an out of this world fittie like seriously if you meet a “testie” then fully marry them on the spot like damnnnnnnnnn

-OJ & DJS

“That girl is testie as fuck”
“Yeah I know like damn”

by shaspazi September 1, 2019