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testie twisties

the action of grabbing ones testicular area and clenching them a slight bit too hard causing what some call a “male period” :)
Fuck you ill twist ur testicular region”
testie twisties fo lyfe twin
by glittertitssss August 23, 2025
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Testy

Testy is mostly recognised as a pedophile someone who has sexual feels for younger humans
some testy tried to take my daughter today
by Ted_Hammond August 26, 2018
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tetherball testis

A guy with testicals that hang very low.
You see that crackhead with no pants on? He got tetherball testis.
by zombieskull August 19, 2023
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Testi

A person who thinks that they are very good with women, have tons of friends, or has and makes tons of money, when the reality is in fact the opposite.
John Sarah is not even into you! No one is into you... Ya Fuckin Testi...
by Elon Stonks June 9, 2021
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goat testy

the nut sack of a goat
"man, that goat testy tasted good.
by super sven March 3, 2009
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testie teeth

The spikes that can sometimes form on balls and bite the pussy
His testie teeth really bit me hard last night
by Blameitonthewhiskey September 17, 2018
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testie festi

Full Name: Testical Festival

synonym: Sausage Fest, Sausage Suaray

Definition: multiple guys >10 in one spot, partying, talking together. Where you hope to god no gangster shit is going down!

It's a light hearted joke amongst real Men, who don't get all upset and are not sensitive to insults, because they know where they stand when it comes to sexuality!
Yo Yo Yo, what's going on here, looks like a testie festi!
by Emmd September 12, 2021
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