two women bitching back and forth with each other relentlessly until neither can remember the point or source of the bitching
please, don't play bitch tennis anymore
by freedom boy June 6, 2009
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When two or more people are banging real hard, and just smacking skin to skin
Eric-dude last night me and my gf played a long match of skin tennis!!
by Kashdaddy January 30, 2018
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To deliberately keep someone posting comments on a website, but only after they've made it clear that talking to you isn't something they had planned. Once a set number of comments is reached, the comment REDDIT TENNIS is posted to end the rally.

This isn't limited to reddit, it can be seen on any forum where comments are nested instead of displayed in order of posting.
>You're wrong and this conversation is over fuckwad.

>>That's nice, do you kiss your sister with that mouth.

>What did you say about my sister?

>>Why, what did she say about me?

>This conversation is over.

>>I know, you already said that. So, what did she say? Did she like the present I left at her back door?

>What the fuck are you talking about?

>>REDDIT TENNIS. Great stuff. Have a good one.

>What?

>Well if you don't want to answer I guess I win.

>Are you not answering me now?
by Big Alabama February 25, 2015
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Name of an amzing anime about tennis. Sometimes referred to as PoT.
I was watching PoT all weekend

(no i was not watchinig a drug all weekend, I was watching Prince of Tennis -_-)
by Renji-sama March 16, 2006
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The unfornutate condition in which one arm is larger and more heavily muscled than the other. Men claim that this is the result of playing a lot of tennis, but generally the real culprit is vigorous masturbation.
Mom: "if Timmy doesn't stop playing so much Tennis he'll wind up with Tennis Arm"
Dad: "...and if he doesn't start putting a sock on it we're going to have to throw away his bed sheets!"
by squiggular November 27, 2021
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A huge spectators sports in which girls jump up and down and grunt in skin-tight clothes.
I like watching women's tennis.
by JOHNSON October 19, 2003
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Two people ass to ass, passing an egg back and forth until one cannot return it. Loser typically is made out to eat the resulting egg.
"Hey are you gonna play some farmyard tennis with your wife tonight?"

"No I can still taste the egg from last time."
by MikeRecupido January 9, 2022
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