Technograb

An unwanted attempted or successful manual acquisition of any item of advanced technology (i.e., remote control, DVD player, Playstation III, etc.)--usually made by an infant, toddler, or member of the opposite sex.

The baby was eyeballing the remote, but her daddy successfully blocked her technograb.

My wife didn't want to watch football, but I was successful in preventing her technograb.

by Ron & Michelle Richardson December 9, 2008

technocenturion

One who knows how to use technology but has already fallen out of touch with its many advances.

Even though she was a recent college graduate, the high school intern was already making her feel like a technocenturion.

by Semiuseful Magazine October 16, 2008

Technocity

A scale of one to ten how good a techno beat is.

Infected Mushroom has a technocity level of 10

by B Roach June 14, 2009

technorotic

being both techno and erotic at the same time

Did you the Poker Face music video? Lady Gaga is so technorotic!

by markie poo December 20, 2009

Technorance

The adaptation of technology by acquisition; learning new technology through practical application

I love this new phone--I can't totally use it yet but technorance is bliss.

by technobilly October 21, 2010

technobation

masturbation, with the assistance of technological advances (webcam, phone, text messages)

I just had an incredible technobation sesh with my long distance boyfriend

by robdub November 2, 2010

technocity

a way of measuring how amazing something using bass of techno music theory; measuring scale of 92-1000Tn's.

the song BOOM BOOM POW maybe main stream but because of its ridiculous bass it scores a 680 on the TECHNOCITY scale.

dude that last song i heard score a 900Tn+ on the TECHNOCITY scale.. It was freakin' amazing and kept me at least intertained the whole night.

by Technocity November 24, 2010