things that sound dirty but aren't

swiffer
pianist
tortellini
kumquat
monkey wrench
manhole
condiment
masticate
sextuplet
woodcock
job site

he masticated his tortellini near his manhole, and then swiffered the whole job site clean.

by JenThe80'sFan June 1, 2004

Hiltz Things

Actions that are so ridiculous that they have to be seen in order to actually be believed . Hiltz Things can be summed up as absurd actions done by someone who is just one crazy motherfucker, they are well outside the realm of natural human thought.

getting a concussion by falling down the stairs, backslapping people obnoxiously loud, screaming at groups of people, making a sperm of your history teacher, and brushing your teeth while ordering at Wendy's are all example of Hiltz Things

by Randorph the Chin November 14, 2011

This is why we can't have nice things

What a mother yells whenever something gets broke

*CRASH*
Kids (in sync of course): "I didn't do it!"
Mother: "THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!"

by SAHM May 2, 2013

thinglet

A super thin singlet that sits between the nipples to show more chest. Is commonly worn by bodybuilders and homosexuals.

"That dude's thinglet is so thin that he could also use it as dental floss".

by MadDogMadison March 27, 2016

stranger things have happened

Unlikely but not impossible.

They're not the most likely winners but stranger things have happened.
"I definitely do think we can still win, stranger things have happened, " said Mjallby.

by jonathan.creek January 23, 2014

Stranger Things

Let Millie Bobby Brown eleven sum the first season up for you.

WARNING: SPOILERS!!

Let's go back to Indiana, circa 1983
Just four boys in the basement chillin', playin' D&D
There was Lucas, there was Willy Will
And Dustin, there was a Mike
But one night, Will goes missing while he’s ridin' on his bike, yikes!
That's when they met me, Elev
I had no hair on my head
I had been so close to dead
Courtesy of Dr. Brenner who's huntin' me twenty-four sev
Joyce was hanging Christmas lights in the web
Started hearing something Willy had said
This could be a message from the beyond
What happened to Barb? She’s just gone in the Upside Down
Hopper's on top of the case
While I'm throwing vans into space
I'm lying down in a tank
Trying my best to find Willy, and Dustin's got pudding for days
Demogorgon's getting all in my way
Blast him to pieces just like a grenade
Will's now at home, coughin' slugs in the sink
What happened to me? I'm in the Upside Down

What about now? The saga continues, tune in to see how
Upside down, what about now?
The saga continues, tune in to see how
All I need is my Eggo waffles, I'm in love with those
What I'm left with when I use my powers is a bloody nose, yeah

Bad news when you see that bloody nose
Yeah, bad news when you see that bloody nose

Ex:

Person 1: Eleven and Mike are my favorite Stranger Things couple!!

Person 2: Nancy and Johnathan are great too!
Person 3: I love Max and Lucas!!

Person 4: Robin and Steve are an iconic duo!!
Person 5: Hopper and Joyce need to get together!!!!

Person 6: Suzie poo and Dusty bun are perfect for each other!!
Erica Sinclair: ENOUGH!!

by girl_of_many_fandoms August 25, 2019

chance would be a fine thing

That’s a thing people say, isn’t it?

Chance would be a fine thing lisa, a fine thing indeed! Hmm saying that a bit too often now...

by Zoetropper October 1, 2020