Skip to main content

Tatonka

Female breasts, usually of abnormal size or grandeur
Alex: Look at Roche, all over K. Lee's Tatonkas
Justin: Yeah, he's not gonna get any
by Smita Gupta May 7, 2010
mugGet the Tatonka mug.

Tatooed Tina

1. A fat, sloppy, greasy, heart attack invoking sandwich, that has tons of fixins' hanging off all sides.

2. Person who resembles the above.
1. I went to drive-thru and ordered a double Tatooed Tina and a Large Diet soda, cause I'm on that new sugar free diet.

2. When I was at the mall today I saw a Tatooed Tina walk out of the buffet, she caught me looking at her, and for a brief second, I felt sheer terror and nakedness as I felt she saw me as a chili cheese hot dog holding hands with a large vanilla milk shake!
by G'd Up Swagger May 20, 2007
mugGet the Tatooed Tina mug.
Related Words
tatoon tatonka tation Taboon tationna Tatton Tationa Taton tatoo tatoodles

taloon

A place to get your talons painted.
I took my bird to the taloon today.
by Jim Tree July 16, 2017
mugGet the taloon mug.

Taton

He may look slow, boring, and ugly however that dosent change the fact that he can sometimes make people laugh! Truly a man made to be a Kaiser.
Man 1: look at that huge piece of man-meat
Man 2: Its only natural that Roman god of a man is named Taton
by CuPara April 5, 2020
mugGet the Taton mug.

mushroom tatoo

whiping ones partner with you penis (Piece, Wang, Schlong ect)
"That bitch said she wanted a tattoo so beeing the gentelman i am, i whipped my cock out and gave her the old mushroom tatoo, after that she soon changed her mind
by Wastedgremlin July 21, 2006
mugGet the mushroom tatoo mug.

screwed, blued, and tatooed

An all inclusive weekend in which all the basics were covered.
How was your weekend? Great !!!

I got screwed, blued blown, and tatooed.
by Back tothe Future September 19, 2004
mugGet the screwed, blued, and tatooed mug.

Tatool

A "tatool" is a dooshbag who is tatted. It originally came from men with either lower-back tats or men with barbed wire and/or tribal tattoos. Today the terms is coined towards hipster men who think a tattoo is a quick ticket to swagger.

People who overdo tattoos fall into this category. I'm not talking about prison inmates or local bar street trash. I'm talking about upper-middle class white kids who think getting tatted up will impress the ladies.

A "tatool" is usually accompanied by hoop earrings... the earrings that are expanded through time to a bigger and bigger and bigger hoop.

A "tatool" WILL always find a reason to show off his tattoos. It could be 20 below zero and they will roll up their sleeves to show off those inks. Sometimes,,, they'll only roll up the sleeve exposing one arm, and sometimes one pant leg.

A "tatool" has a morning regiment... that involves applying vitamin E and cocoa butter to their tats.

A "tatool" is usually broke because they spend all their money on tats, hoop earings, and converse high tops.

A "tatool" doesn't usually act tough but in bars they'll go out of their way to show off their tattoos as if they're badges of honor they've earned in Nam.
Blake Shelton is a Tatool
by Ethics Warrior part 2 November 14, 2011
mugGet the Tatool mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email