tatoon

a large area cartoonish tatoo that reduces the overall coolness of its bearer.

tatoon (noun)
tatoon (verb)to tatoon a person is to inscribe childish cartoon-like images upon a person's body.
tatoony (adjective). he looks tatoony to me
synonyms, shallow, superficial, effete,feckless,undone.
She projects some tatooniness, don't you think? HEY! don't go tatoony on me, will ya !

HIS back was covered with multi-colored tatoons, that conflicted with his serious hair.

origin, from the Greek word' tatoonopolis'meaning to cover up insecurities with humour, such as by paintingweird, faux funny scenes on your body.

by MIMI OLIVIA August 26, 2012

tationna

tationna is a very pretty girl.loves all things funny. Not scared to stand up for herslef.Keeps her bubble small.Doesn't like fake people.

tationna looks good today

by catttts June 6, 2018

Tatyonna

The kind of girl that laughs a lot, is nice to everyone, and when you see her it just makes your day.

My day has been great after Tatyonna

by Unwise42 March 16, 2013

Tooth to tatoo ratio

The proportion of teeth to tatoos that a person has. The less teeth and more tatoos, the more likely one is to be arrested on the TV show COPS.

That guy with the low tooth to tatoo ratio just got arrested for OVI for the 3rd time.

by krovos August 7, 2009

Teardrop tatoo

A tatoo that generally means a person is going to be a leach on society forever by wasting our tax dollars rotting in prison.

Todd: Mom Johhny just got a teardrop tatoo.

Mom: FUCK, might as well just throw him in prison now because he pretty much just sealed the deal by getting that tatoo

by MrHobbes69 June 22, 2014

tatonkadonk

1. A large hairy(human)butt. Usually male.
2. A buffalo's behind.

When the plumber bent over I noticed his tatonkadonk!

by Steve Brown August 30, 2008

mushroom tatoo

when you smack your dick across someones face and it leaves a mark.

"I slapped that bitch with my dick and gave her a mushroom tatoo"

by Peniswillow April 8, 2003