tanner buchanan

hes so sexy i love him so much

also watch cobra kai okay bye

tanner buchanan is swag and sexy

by ouuuswankyyy March 4, 2021

dirty tanner

Where you stick a tuba mouth piece in your ass and have your partner blow into it.

Hey baby, you look like you need a dirty tanner.

by Dr.Phil and friends July 25, 2018

Tancracy

A particular form of “Beach Government” in which the most tanned people are in control. The establishment of each beach usually comes out of a tan-contest held during summer. Tanning beds are strictly prohibited.

A: Hi Paul, wanna hear the latest news about tancracy? This year's tan-contest has been won by Andrew!
B: You gotta be kiddin' man... I can't bear being ruled by such a douche bag. Fuck me, i'm gonna change beach for sure!!!

by Andrea Giacometti October 18, 2008

tanner mclean

Dumbass imbred

Tanner mclean is the most dumbass imbred you will ever meet

by tanner mclean February 11, 2014

Tannerism

Tannerism is a religion based on a set of core principles: the mini-dab, poorly formed puns, expert puns, and the Most Holy student teacher in existence. His state of holiness was discovered when one of his students realized a correlation between him and Jesus Christ: they both were present in the Beginning, both came back to teach us important concepts, and both shall come back some day. In Tannerism, there is a holy trinity that consists of A Man Named Zucc, Tanner, and the Amazon Box Man. Since it was formed recently (March 14, 2019), there is not much information currently in the public domain.

(Note: not to be confused by the Anti-Mormon institution; one of the newly placed rules of Tannerism dictates that true followers must exhibit respect towards Mormons, and never eat them or their books.)

Oh, yeah, he recently converted to Tannerism- that's why he told you the mini-dab is back in style.

by AYCRGB March 15, 2019

Tanner Hare

The most fucking sexy guy with the perfect name and perfect cock, he likes little boys but in a good way and loves Ryan Reynolds, all the dudes fall for him

Adi: did you see Tanner Hare
Landry: He's a sexy mf
Sal: agreed

by Tanner Has Fat Sexy Cake December 1, 2021

Tanner Richard Craft

nerd

Joe: Tanner Richard Craft is a big nerd!
Other Joe: I agree, huge nerd!

by deathmachinestar April 2, 2022