swolefie

A picture of yourself at the gym taken by a conceited bro on steroids in hopes to answer the age old question: Do you even lift?

Vinny: Bro, do you even lift?
Jimmy: Look at my last swolefie I posted on instagram.

by Leonarmil May 9, 2014

Swoleosis

(swoh-lee-oh-sis) n.

An abnormal proliferation of jacked fibraz, brah.

Often associated with gym memberships, a large Big Three, an unlimited supply of pussy, and a disdain for MySpace 'ripped' kids.

Related terms:
Swole

"Yo dude, what happened to you last night!?! Last I saw you were gamin' that 9, and then you were gone!"

"Yeah brah, she was diggin' the bis, so we went back to her place. Turns out she's in med school...diagnosed me with a severe case of swoleosis that could only be treated with a great lay."

by AirChair February 3, 2009

swoove

a great combo of the words smooth and suave. the irony is the word swoove sounds neither smooth or suave.

Im a swoove motherfucker.
snoop dog is a swoove operator, he gets all the bitches

by Ryan and Jeremy September 21, 2007

Swole Factory

To be a top caliber athlete of exceptional talent and a reputation of succeeding at everything. To be called swole factory is a great honor.

"Oh, Dave made the Junior National team? He is definitely swole factory."
"I hear Richard is swole factory when it comes to wrestling."

by Urboiigoesoff February 5, 2013

Swole

Having extreme amounts of muscle on ones body... Becoming a Gym Freak will make you swole...

You see that girl sawyer over there , she is more swole than her boyfriend Graydon... how embarrassing... man should hit the curls!

by TheGoatMizzle May 22, 2017

Swole Session

The act of working out, hitting the gym, getting in shapeSwole

Oh bro I just had a crazy swole session at the gym, lifted soo much weight

Aw yeah nigga im just bout to have a rediculous swole session!

by Lop Sotnas December 31, 2011

swollen property

A chick caught cheating, "red handed" , with a dick in her hand.

He left his old lady cause he walked in the room and she was caught with swollen property.

by lane3192 September 10, 2014