National kiss a softball player day

A day where you show love to your favorite softball player, with a kiss on the cheek or lips 😏

November 12th

“ today is national kiss a softball player day”

by Bon Martin October 24, 2019

Thumb in a softie

The action of inserting a flacid or semi flacid penis into ones sexual partner using a thumb or finger in an attempt to engage in coitus. The action is usually performed after the consumption of a considerable amount of alcohol and is regarded as a token effort at sexual intercourse.

"I was absolutely twatted and knew that there was no way that I could possibly perform, despite the fact that she was absolutely stunning and horny as a goat. I knew that if we didn't have sex she would be upset but I was drunk as a sailor. Therefore the only possible course of action was to thumb in a softie.

by toilet joe October 15, 2009

Soft spot

Soft spot is when you like a boy/girl and you'll do basically anything for them. You could be mean to anyone but when it comes to them you're the nicest person on earth. You do the most just to make them happy etc

Kelly is mad at jake

*Jake wrights her a long paragraph on how sorry he is*
Kelly: he totally has a soft spot for me

by Swift EG July 5, 2017

soft kill

Slow killing without the knowledge of the person or persons, using disinformation or withholding evidence.

Governments use Water fluoridation, GMO, any propaganda fed poison promising one thing and giving another, pharmaceutical drug side effects, ect..to soft kill populations. Legal poisoning of others especially when you know it lowers the lifespan on purpose. To kill without it being messy or loud.

by historyris January 1, 2015

soft a

Saying "Nigga" instead of "Nigger". Term of endearment because of the use of the "Soft A" rather than use of the "Hard

Innovated by: Courtney Flanagan (Belvidere, IL)

Example 1: Bro, it's cool. He used the "Soft A".

Example 2: Whoa there broski! You gotta use the "Soft A!" Not the "Hard R."

by Pierre Tuinei11 March 2, 2014

Soft Cuppage

The curving of one's hand(s) into a cup formation and gently proceeding to cup the ass or any other sexual body part of an another.
Usually done with consent of both parties, but know to have other occurrences.
Other Forms:
Soft Cup
Soft Cupping
Soft Cupped

A:"Look at that butt"
B:"Ima go soft cup that"
OR
"she let me get some good soft cuppage"

by L DuB33 February 4, 2009

Softie

1. A person who is very tender-hearted when it comes to people and animals. A compassionate and gentle person, sometimes not always apparent from their rougher exterior, and yet some softies are so obvious that they become pushovers.

2. A semi-flaccid penis.

3. Bill Clinton.

"Fonzie acts like he's a leather-jacketed hooligan, but all his friends like Richie and Potsie know deep down the Fonz is really a softie."

by Lace Valentine October 30, 2004