When you are having anal sex with you're woman.. (or man) and you piss up their arse to give it a wash (Swill) out....
'I'm just going to give you The Royston Swill., We have no condoms and I don't want to get shit on my cock "
by Mrbigstuff1977 February 1, 2021
Get the The Royston Swill mug.Scottish slang for sound. Meaning good or favourable.
Mainly used in the Edinburgh area, replacing sound
Mainly used in the Edinburgh area, replacing sound
by Edimbra Rambo July 9, 2009
Get the swind mug.the time off between swings shift (12:30 pm-12:30 am) and mid shift (8:30 pm-8:30 am) where a person only gets about 30-36 hours to adjust their sleep schedule before another 7 day work week
sailor 1- "Hey man what shift are you going to be on?"
sailor 2- "Just getting off of swings today, going into swids."
sailor 1- "Oh man that's rough, hope you enjoy no time off between 80 hour work weeks."
sailor 2- " Don't remind me."
sailor 2- "Just getting off of swings today, going into swids."
sailor 1- "Oh man that's rough, hope you enjoy no time off between 80 hour work weeks."
sailor 2- " Don't remind me."
by bluen'gold October 20, 2010
Get the swids mug.One night, your out at the bar feeling pretty good. Then, like a freight train coming down a Rocky Mountain shute, that turd hits you. You make for the bathroom, but then realize that she porcelean goddess doesn't have a house around her. Oh No! So you make your claim and try to make yourself trust in the fact that the mile walk back home really "isn't that long". So you start walking...or waddling in this case to keep your loaf of bread all baker's fresh. Your now in the whole shot, and you can see the mountain top. But then your Christmas Trundleload takes a turn for the worse. So you do what any self respecting heavily intoxicated night traveller would do...You find a nice spot in which to relinquish your package. The placement...where else but the middle of a 300 square foot empty parking lot. Sure there's a tree and a garage within 20 feet, but your a champion for fire and steel. Clean snap! And only one shady business card is needed for a proper clean up. Congratulations! You've just completed Mr. French's Wild Craptasterpeice!
Friend One: "Man I was walking home this morning and almost stepped in this humongous dog turd!"
Friend Two: " That was no dog turd...that was Mr. French's Wild Craptasterpeice!"
Friend Two: " That was no dog turd...that was Mr. French's Wild Craptasterpeice!"
by Walker and French January 8, 2008
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Function:noun
1 : a person who reserves space (as on an airplane) but neither uses nor cancels the reservation
2 : a person who buys a ticket (as to a sporting event) but does not attend; broadly : a person who is expected but who does not show up
3 : failure to show up
Function:verb
1 : to fail to show up
Function:noun
1 : a person who reserves space (as on an airplane) but neither uses nor cancels the reservation
2 : a person who buys a ticket (as to a sporting event) but does not attend; broadly : a person who is expected but who does not show up
3 : failure to show up
Function:verb
1 : to fail to show up
by Burnszilla February 9, 2007
Get the swider mug.by bbg da spy October 28, 2007
Get the swilla killa mug.1. (noun) cheap, crappy beer such as busch light or keystone light.
2. (verb) to drink alcohol quickly to get drunk.
2. (verb) to drink alcohol quickly to get drunk.
1. (n.) Damn this busch light is some swill, next time buy some sierra nevada!
2. (v.) Yo, hurry up and swill that shit so we can go inside.
2. (v.) Yo, hurry up and swill that shit so we can go inside.
by J$$$$ October 28, 2003
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