Swildo 

A perspiring dildo, usually after being inserted into a swunt, swussy, or swasshole.

You could see the sweat drip of that Swildo after she pulled it out of her swussy.

Swildo by SWASSMASTER June 24, 2010

Swindon Oil Change

The act of an individual acquiring hot gravy and pouring it down into their own urethra and then inserting a Kit Kat Chunky to fill the tube up.

Shortly after, when the time is right, the individual will take out the Kit Kat Chunky and the gravy will cascade everywhere.

"Ross, have you ever done The Swindon Oil Change before?"

Swindon Oil Change by Dyluxray June 7, 2020

swindon city 

best pro clubs team in the wild west. Universally celebrated every single year on a thursday at 5:61 pm. If u do not like swindon city death shall be upon thou spirit.

Super Cool kid: oh yh the other day i played against swindon city and lost what surprise. And my dad passed away

Gay nerd: yo thats kinda rad yo. Bit of a swindon ting uno. My mum fell of an airplane the other day. Lol she lost in the gulag
Super Cool Kid: becomes jesus

swindon city by big daddy j (ur moms lover) April 28, 2021

Swindon 

The only place in the world you can buy cocaine off of a 5 year old.

TV Narrator: "Hey, have you ever wanted to buy class-A drugs from a minor? Then come to SWINDON! Where mothers day is universally celebrated, and fathers day confuses everybody."

Swindon by Rhaegar_Uncle_of_Dragons July 19, 2014

swindoozle

The professional art of manipulating someone into thinking you are giving them a deal when really they are getting screwed over.

"I just swindoozled that guy out of a hundred bucks."

swindoozle by Diogenes The Cynic December 13, 2014

Swildoe 

Anything or anyone that is fucking amazing. Swildoe is the kind of thing all the homies want to be. Let’s be honest here, the word itself sounds amazing.

Man that guy is an absolute Swildoe.

Swildoe by Savagechad69 January 7, 2021

spildo 

A brand of dildo that emits synthetic jizz and produces robot babies in vaginas.
Increases the process of pregnancy by 12%.

I used my spildo today. My baby should pop out in about a month!

spildo by bonerman19 July 9, 2009