seagal

Originates from Steven Seagal. When you seagal someone you bust them up or kill them in the vain of Steven Seagal.

I'm going to seriously seagal that guy.

by Dan October 15, 2004

Steven Seagal

A very powerful man, one so powerful he beats his three wives for fun. Has hair the likes one has never seen; it resembles matted down beaver hair that never moves, even when fighting on top of a train or running around in the Alaskan wilderness. Currently weighing in at a cool 400 pounds, he doesn't have to actually fight anymore, just wave his hands and all have broken necks or arms. He dresses to kill in all black, which does not hide his bulky ass. No acting skills are required; all that is needed is to have a dick in your throat and be able to mumble "Mission Accomplished". In order to kill like Seagal, you must be able to slide for 20 minutes without a running start and shoot your enemies at the same time, even on the flatest of surfaces. (No reloading is required, your ammo is endless).
Every movie is made with his character having the name "John", "Jack", or "Casey". In order to write a plot for a Seagal movie, all you must do is have him a) be a cop, b) a mercenary or c) an ex-serviceman. Then Seagal must either save a sub, a town, a nuclear warhead, the environment, or all of the above. He must do battle with Columbian druglords, terrorists, or environmental evildoers. Then Seagal ultimately saves the day, and ends the movie with a snazzy one-liner. While the credits are rolling, you could have him strumming one of his guitars, and singing a jaunty little number.

I totally Steven Seagalled that guy; Mission Accomplished.

I am Steven Seagal...someone has to take out the garbage.

I tried it with my girlfriend, she said "mission accomplished, all the way in".

by Mandy Broad September 22, 2007

screaming seagull

While having sex on a beach, you remove your weiner and dip it in the sand. Then you reinsert. The result is a screaming seagull.

She loved that screaming seagull I gave her.

by Rawdog Rich September 1, 2008

Smeagoled

Smeagoled verb.



To be cornered & accosted by a person with a remarkable resemblance to the character Smeagole from the book Lord of the Rings.

Sherly almost made it to her office door when she was smeagoled by her boss Maroon.

by jake rivers July 25, 2007

Smeaging

When you're popping the fuck off.

Popularised by FaZe BabyBay dumpstering in pro Valorant.

Babybay was smeaging on 'em

by yadooK March 12, 2021

Seagull Gang

A group on ROBLOX that bypasses audios, and are the first people to successfully make a 64 track. Very intelligent people

Skid: Yo dude, have you gotten a Seagull Gang id?
Other skid: Yeah dude! Let's trade.

by zyzrmafia September 28, 2019

Stinky seagull

A fart that lingers well past the normal life span of an average flatulence. It's nonstop attempts to penetrate the nostrils resembles the annoying persistence of a seagull.

"Oh my God!"

"Sorry dude, when you gotta fart..."

"FUCK, it won't go away. It's damn stinky seagull"

by AweBeyCon September 6, 2012