A seattle sizzle is a sexual act by nature (fetish). A seattle sizzle is when someone cums (ejaculates) into a measuring cup and boils it over a stove.
by Keratinx June 15, 2023
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2.Is easily agitated when tourist asks to see the original Starbucks, Microsoft or Kurt Cobain's house. True Seattleites do not care for these things.
3.Considers Seattle to be the best city on Earth.
4. Is a pretentious coffee snob due to the thousands of delicious coffee houses and rostaries that surround them.
5. Any person who knows not to visit Pike Place Market on a Saturday.
6. Any person who was disappointed by EMP (unlike the inbred hicks from across the country who come to visit it).
7. Anybody who knows that "eating dicks" means eating burgers.
8.Any person that hates it when Californians drive through Washington and cry about the rain and the cold.
9. Typically a city that is completely devoid of soccer moms.
2.Is easily agitated when tourist asks to see the original Starbucks, Microsoft or Kurt Cobain's house. True Seattleites do not care for these things.
3.Considers Seattle to be the best city on Earth.
4. Is a pretentious coffee snob due to the thousands of delicious coffee houses and rostaries that surround them.
5. Any person who knows not to visit Pike Place Market on a Saturday.
6. Any person who was disappointed by EMP (unlike the inbred hicks from across the country who come to visit it).
7. Anybody who knows that "eating dicks" means eating burgers.
8.Any person that hates it when Californians drive through Washington and cry about the rain and the cold.
9. Typically a city that is completely devoid of soccer moms.
On the 8th day God created Seattle
and on the 9th day God created the Seattleite
on the 10th day, God finally rested.
and on the 9th day God created the Seattleite
on the 10th day, God finally rested.
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What can I say? I live in California, and I hate it. Seattle is my place, and even though it does has it flaws, I still, and always love the Emerald City.
What can I say? I live in California, and I hate it. Seattle is my place, and even though it does has it flaws, I still, and always love the Emerald City.
by Jon March 14, 2005
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Joe: Nah, I'll just wait for a Seattle car wash
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it can kill flies by hitting them
it can get stuff under the refrigerator
and it can also be used to spank someone
it can scoop a fish out of the water too
it can kill flies by hitting them
it can get stuff under the refrigerator
and it can also be used to spank someone
it can scoop a fish out of the water too
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