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swattle

a game played with an empty gatorade bottle in which the players swat the bottle in the air to one another. usually more enjoyable if not sober... or a moron.
-yo dan, since you took about 5 hydros and smoked 2 bowls, and we don't have a frisby, but we do have this empty gatorade bottle... how about a fun filled game of swattle!

-fuck off, man.
by the rasta wonder September 22, 2005
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Seattle University

Seattle University is a small, quaint, Jesuit college located in a shithole ghetto section of Seattle and attended by students who couldn't make the bar for University of Washington but wanted to hang out in Seattle's depressing weather anyway because they mistakenly thought Seattle would be a great place to live.
Dude, I heard you didn't make it into UW.

Yeah but I can still hang with you in Seattle's depressing fucking weather 'cause Seattle University let me in. Hopefully that rain doesn't drive us to suicide.
by Smack Baby September 14, 2011
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Seattle Kraken

The newest franchise in the NHL - (2020). The Kraken are part of the Western Conferences’ Pacific Division, and begin play in the 2021-2022 season. Based in Seattle, Washington, the Kraken will play their home games at Climate Pledge Arena.
Person 1: “Did you hear the name of the new NHL team in Seattle?”

Person 2: “They are going to be called ‘The Seattle Kraken‘.”
by Decent Squirrel August 3, 2020
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Seattle Rock Band player

Anyone who plays in a rock band based in Seattle.
Gavin was a Kickass bass player; he's a Seattle Rock Band player & Damn Good at it!
by Starchylde June 15, 2016
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West Seattle highschool

A school located in west seattle that is known for its trashy hoes and wannabe gang bangers.

West Seattle High is widely known for its 2015 chlamydia outbreak due to a particular “squad” of people having intercourse with each other.

Also widely known for its hoes. They’re known to prostitute themselves within the all gender bathroom. Typical pricing is $5 for a blow job.

Teachers at West Seattle highschool also are unable to effectively teach students, which leads to this behavior.
Guy 1: “Damn that babygirl fine as hell, which school she go to?”

Guy 1: “Dawg, she goes to West Seattle Highschool, she probably got chlamydia.”

Guy 1: “Nasty”
by WSHS Alumni September 15, 2018
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Seattle Slapjack

When the penis is removed from the oral cavity during fellatio and the recipient graciously ejaculates into one's own palm. The person providing fellatio is then slapped with the semen ladened palm, spreading the viscous emissions across the face. Generally considered a demeaning act.
He was delighted that his partner pulled out of his mouth prior to ejaculating until suddenly he found himself the recipient of a Seattle Slapjack.
by Truckdriver April 14, 2009
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Snattle

Verb. To not technically "Steal" something, but take something without permission and replacing it elsewhere other than in your posession.
Jim: Heay Mike, let's go snattle that traffic cone and cause some mischief.
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Jim: Snattle Joe's jacket and put it in Mike's locker.
by Oblifier November 18, 2009
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